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James: Hey

Winnie : Seriously? You’re gonna lead with hey?

James: Greetings

James: Hello

James: Aloha

Winnie: You forgot hi.

James: Hi

Winnie: *gif of Stanley from the Office rolling his eyes*

Winnie : Hi.

James: How have you been?

Winnie: I’m sure you don’t need to ask. There was a whole Neighborly thread on my emotional well-being or lack thereof. The poll is 50/50 on who broke whose heart.

James: There’s a poll?

Winnie: There was until I deleted the thread.

James: Well, I don’t believe the rumors. I’d rather hear from the source.

James: So, how are you?

Winnie: Is this your weird version of an apology? Because it kind of sucks.

James: No. An apology will be made in person at a date as yet to be determined

Winnie : Okayyyy

Winnie: Be sure to send me an evite so I can clear my very busy schedule.

James: Oh, you won’t miss the apology. Trust me

Winnie: Now I’m scared.

James: Speaking of Neighborly, congratulations on the big sale

Winnie: Thanks. I think.

James: How do you feel about it?

Winnie : Since you asked, Dr. Freud, I’m feeling a lot richer.

Winnie: And I negotiated to keep control of the Sheet Cake part of the app.

James: You are an excellent negotiator

James : But you really WANT to keep moderating this town’s gossip?

Winnie: No. But I don’t want a stranger doing it either.

James: Control freak

Winnie: If I’m the pot, you’re the kettle. Or vice versa.

James: Ready for your question of the day?

Winnie: That deal expired when you fired me the second time.

James: Sorry about that

Winnie: I thought you were giving me an apology at a later date? That was a little underwhelming.

James: I owe you multiple apologies. Consider that a teaser

James: How about a new deal?

Winnie: You think I’m interested in making a new deal with you?

James: I’ve given you every reason NOT to be

James: But I’d like to reopen negotiations

Winnie: Ugh

Winnie: Fine. One question a day.

James: An hour

Winnie: What??????

James: One question per hour for twelve hours daily

Winnie: You’re crap at negotiating.

James: Is that a yes?

Winnie: NO

James: Six questions per day

Winnie: Three

James: Done

James: First question. How do you like your eggs?

Winnie: THAT’S your question? EGGS?

James: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

James: And can also be had for dinner

Winnie: I prefer my eggs (breakfast, lunch, or dinner) inside baked goods. Cakes, muffins, waffles, etc.

James: Noted. Have a good morning, Winchester.

* * *

James: What’s your favorite book

Winnie: Good morning to you too.

James: Morning

Winnie: Not good? Just a morning

James: Just a morning. What’s your favorite book?

Winnie: I have too many to list them.

James: Try me

Winnie: Okay. You asked for it …

* * *

James: Night owl or morning person

Winnie: Hello to you too. I’m having a great day, thanks for asking.

James: Hi, temp

James: How’s your day?

Winnie: Thanks for the muffins! I assume those were from you?

James: You’re welcome

James: So night owl or morning person

Winnie: Night owl. You’ve seen me in the mornings. I’m surprised you even asked.

James: You look beautiful in the mornings

Winnie: Even before coffee?

James: Especially before coffee

Winnie: Liar!

Winnie: I look like a troll’s ugly stepsister before coffee!

James: No

James: Before coffee, you look like the truest version of yourself. Fierce, strong, soft, real.

Winnie : I … thank you

Winnie : When is this apology happening? Just, you know, so I’m prepared.

James: Soon

James: But not soon enough

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