Chapter 23
From the pages of Josie’s Recipe Book
Josie’s Chocolate Oh-No-You-Didn’t-Do-That Milkshake Recipe
Ingredients
Ideally some variety that is incredibly decadent and delicious, and will make you feel like you’re falling . . . even though you’re totally not, and you can’t, and you won’t.
1/4 cup milk
Milk is good for you! Milk makes for healthy bones! This recipe is clearly a health food.
Some ice
To numb your heart.
Dump all ingredients in a blender and blend on high until it’s all one big milkshake of feelings, and emotions, and sex, and heartache, and friendship, and possibilities. Then, down the hatch.
Now, the next part of the recipe is the most essential. Once you’ve consumed the milkshake of your mixed-up, stirred-up, fused-and-confused feelings, brush your hands together, slap on a smile, and don’t ever blend them again. Eat the ice cream separately, just like you’re going to have that man.
That’s all you can do to protect your heart. That’s the only way to have him. Anything more and you might lose the best friend you’ve ever had.