The Complete Big Rock Collection

Chapter 32

From the pages of Josie’s Recipe Book

Josie’s Misery Salad

Ingredients

Lettuce

Tomatoes

Carrots

Whatever

Wash lettuce. Even on days like this you don’t want to eat unwashed lettuce.

Slice some tomatoes like you fucking care.

Cut up some carrots. Doesn’t even matter if you peel them.

Toss some oil and vinegar in it. Or don’t. Whatever.

Eat it, especially since you need to punish yourself more. You totally effed up. You know you did. Where do we even start? Everywhere. From the beginning right on through to the other day when you watched him walk out the door. Idiot. You don’t deserve sweets.