Chapter 29
ORDER OF AROUSAL
From the Email Correspondence of Bellamy Hart and Easton Ford
Dear Bellamy,
By the way, you had spinach in your teeth from dinner last night.
Yours in food on your face,
Easton
Dear Easton,
And was I right? Were you still turned on?
Yours in maybe I meant to do it,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
Let’s just say I was both turned on and amused. Would we call that a cousin of schadenfreude? Meaning . . . turned on while secretly laughing at your expense.
Yours in we need a new word for that,
Easton
Dear Easton,
I believe that’s called arousement.
Yours in made-up words,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
A state best enjoyed with a couple more orgasms and a glass of Merlot. Also, you’re welcome for the additional Os.
Yours in multiples,
Easton
Dear Easton,
I thanked you last night for them, you greedy man.
But if you want more gratitude, here goes. I thoroughly enjoyed my Friday afternoon and evening with you. I indulged in cock, a rich red wine, a decadent slice of chocolate cake, terrific company, and that incredible spinach and mushroom risotto. Well done.
Yours in I really did enjoy myself,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
I see you mentioned everything in order of enjoyment.
Yours,
Easton
Dear Easton,
Yes. In ascending order. The risotto was really good.
Yours in last words,
Bellamy