32. Emerson

Andre: I see how it is. Didn’t even wake me to say goodbye.

Bels: I saw him go into your room and jump on you.

Vet: You told him to get out.

Bels: We all heard you.

Me: You all knew what time my flight left. Those who love me got up to see me off.

Andre: Drama much?

Bels: Plus, he wanted to get his girlfriend on the train.

Me: Not my girlfriend.

Andre: Keep telling yourself that.

Andre: GIF of a river in Africa

Vet: Yup totally in denial.

Vet: GIF of the word duh

Bels: Well I love her.

Vet: Me too.

Bels: I vote she stays.

Me: GIF of guy shaking his head

Andre: Dude that girl has you sprung. Don’t deny it.

Me: GIF of a middle finger

Vet: I’m telling Mom.

Andre: Grow up.

Bels: She’s grown up enough for Todd.

Andre: Not funny.

Vet: He drove me home. That’s actually all that happened.

Andre: I’m aware. Trust me. I already talked to him.

Bels: He could be lying. Look at Em. He’s not telling Chris that he’s totally into Gi. And for the record Em I totally saw you climb onto the porch roof last night.

Vet: This conversation isn’t getting us anywhere.

Me: Agreed.

Andre: Fine.

Bels: You all are no fun. I’ll stop but…PS - I got Gi’s number so I’ll be texting her.

Vet: GIF of a crowd laughing

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