Group Chat
GROUP CHAT
Rafe
Have you recovered from the last trip, Alex? We can’t have a repeat of your meltdown.
West
Even if it was hugely entertaining.
Alex
Fuck off.
Rafe
As the victor of last trip’s poker game, I’d like it noted that I handled Alex’s poor sportsmanship with grace.
West
Yes, you cursed him out very gracefully.
Alex
And you? Have you recovered from your hangover? I haven’t seen you mistreat whiskey like that since boarding school.
Rafe
I don’t know what you’re referring to.
West
I have video footage of that, too.
Alex
Will you even have time, West? Our next trip is only a few weeks away. Considering you have a new girlfriend and all.
James
We’ve lost him to the dark side.
Rafe
These jokes are going to get old fast. They’re not REALLY dating.
James
Of course not. Sisters are off-limits.
Alex
I’d personally kill West for you if it was true.
James
Hung and quartered?
Alex
Feathered and tarred.
West
Thanks.