Diary Room

Decker: I’d like to state for the record that this is horse shit. I will not be spilling my guts for America to see. And I will especially not be talking about this morning and the kitchen fiasco.

Producer: You do know I’m filming this.

Decker: Film this.

Producer: This is a family show. Now, I’m going to have to censor your middle finger.

Decker: I see one censor tag and I will break your finger.

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