12. Kyle
You added Dragon to the chat
Me: Hey, clicky-clicky and vote for my team.
Dragon: Why am I voting on dominos falling down?
Bambi: Look how cute the little one is it’s like that book. What’s it called the little train that could
Angel Boy: Engine.
Bambi: GIF of I think I can, I think I can
Me: Why is my lead shrinking? Did any of you vote?
Bambi: I voted for the little one
Me: That’s the wrong one.
Angel Boy: Grey made that one. I voted for it too.
New guy: Sorry Beckett and Cortney already cornered me and told me I had to vote and share their kids’ dominos thing.
Me: Team loyalty man
New guy: They’re the ones who pay me.
Bambi: Yeah don’t bite the fork that feeds you.
Dragon: It’s about a hand not a fork
New guy: Who the fuck eats people’s hands?
Me: You all suck. But I’m still winning.
Me: GIF of a hell yeah!
Me: GIF of victory
Dragon left the chat
Mama: I voted just like you asked. And walked Ryan and Bill through voting too.
Me: You’re the best Mom. Did you ask your friends from the club?
Mama: Of course, darling. I always ask the girls to vote. Now what do you think of black granite?
Mama: Pic of sample of granite sitting on half-finished cabinets
Mama: Or soapstone?
Mama: Pic of sample of soapstone
Me: Are you remodeling your kitchen?
Mama: Bill and I got inspired when Joan did hers.
Me: You didn’t tell me?
Mama: You talk as if you tell me everything you do.
Me: I will.
Mama: No thank you. Some things are better for mothers to never know.