15. Kyle
JJ: Harper says Hope Speaks is helping with Piper’s therapies?
Me: Are you asking for the details, or are you asking what we told Harper?
JJ: Motherfucker. I know we agreed that you staying neutral would be better, all things considered, but lying is what got me into this situation to begin with.
Me: No one has lied. Some things are just being left vague.
JJ: GIF of a man beating his head against a desk.
Me: Look she seems less uptight and stressed right?
JJ: I guess…
Me: And I guarantee the kids are happier. I see them every day.
JJ: Rub it in man. You said you’d help me get more time with them and fix this fucking mess of a family.
Me: I am. I swear. Trust me.
Mama: You’ll be home for Thanksgiving?
Me: Of course. I need some of my favorite chocolate cream pie.
Mama: JJ had just mentioned a trip to Tahiti with some other ball players.
Me: Yeah I ended up canceling that.
Mama: Oh really? That doesn’t sound like my boy.
Me: Just got some stuff here.
Mama: Would stuff happen to be a girl?
Me: Don’t start again Mama.