32. Kyle
Crabby: You are 36. I can’t believe you have never done that before.
Me: Excited you get to pop my cherry?
Crabby: GIF of an eye roll
Me: What do we want for tonight?
Crabby: Probably a string or two of colored lights and some hooks. I never keep the extras and then we are always short.
Me: I meant food-wise. Since you’re getting the tree boxes up from storage, I figured I can handle dinner.
Me: But I’ll get that other shit too.
Crabby: Oh oops. Can we do Gio’s pizza?
Me: Can Sam have pepperoni with regular cheese?
Crabby: Yeah, just do the gluten-free dairy-free for Pipe and me.
Me: you got it.
Dumpty: Who’s in for the game tonight?
Angel Boy: I’m in, but I’m bringing Grey.
New guy: I’m in.
Bambi: I’m in but Gi wants to come and we’re bringing Dragon and Avery
Dumpty: Wow, grumpy and his princess are coming out of their wedding-planning cave?
Bambi: Yeah can you believe it’s only five weeks away
Angel Boy: No shit? That’s crazy.
Dumpty: Streaks, you in?
Me: I’m out. Decorating the tree.
New Guy: You’re no fun anymore. Today it’s the tree. Last weekend it was movie night and baking cookies. And the weekend before it was gingerbread houses.
Me: I’ll send Cam if you want me to but unless I can bring Harper and the kids I’m probably out for a while.
Dumpty: You mocked me for so long about Rory. I love seeing you finally getting it.
Me: GIF of a big group hug