The Freshman Parents (The Empty Nesters #1)

33. Chapter 16 （SPLIT）

FRESHMAN PARENTS' ONLINE FORUM: ST ANDREWS UNIVERSITY

So, DD has come home with nits. Nits!

I see your nits and I raise you thread worms. Seriously. It’s like they’ve regressed to nursery school.

In my day we came back with STDs!

And mild to moderate alcoholism!

How to get rid of nits, please? I need a secret potion, so our family Christmas pictures are not ruined with one bald scalp amongst our luscious locks.

Fine toothed comb working for us. Takes ages, though! Really hope it doesn’t spoil your Christmas photos.