The Grown Up To-Do List

How To Survive Family Parties

If you think you have enough alcohol, buy more

Don’t get trapped in the kitchen with the pervy ‘uncle’

Try to keep the buffet in your line of vision at all times until it’s opened. The difference between grabbing a chicken drumstick and finding an empty platter is a nanosecond

If you think there are enough chicken drumsticks for the buffet, YOU ARE WRONG

Seriously, buy more alcohol