Day 1 #2
Her many bracelets jangle as she awkwardly shakes my hand. “Amythest.”
“Like the stone?” Wendy pipes up.
“But spelled different,” she clarifies.
I can’t help but wonder which came first, the name or the purple contacts.
Rhonda stretches the neck of her leopard print and blows down her shirt. “Hot out here.”
I give her a moist hug. “I know; it’s terrible. This is Wendy, and Claire.”
“Oh, Wendy, I’ve heard so much about you!” Rhonda says.
Wendy adjusts the brim of her big white hat, laughing. “All good, I hope!”
“Summer won’t shut up about you. It’s so great to finally meet you.” Rhonda turns her attention to Claire. “Tell me your name again,” she says, throwing an arm around Claire’s shoulders.
Claire begins to speak, but Rhonda cuts her off. “No wait, I know it! It’s Abby!” Claire shakes her head, embarrassed. “Amy! Ashley! Amber!”
“Claire,” Claire says quietly.
“I could have sworn it started with an ‘A.’ And how do you know—”
Wendy takes Rhonda’s arm as though they’re old friends, effectively rescuing Claire from her focus. “We’re all gonna have such a good time!”
We troop through the arctic cool of the tiny terminal, where our passports are checked against the passenger list, then out the double glass doors onto the roasting tarmac. The jet’s crew is nice enough to take our bags, but a stout flight attendant in a structured khaki dress who can’t be much older than we are politely informs us that it’s strict policy not to allow anyone on the plane until Mr. Lyons arrives.
So back we go across the asphalt toward the terminal. But before we can reach the oasis of air-conditioning, she heads us off. “My apologies. Mr. Lyons prefers for guests to be ready to board as soon as he arrives so that we can take off promptly.”
“Okay, great. We’ll be ready.” Rhonda throws a thumbs-up as we continue toward the terminal.
“So much for a girls’ trip.” Wendy sighs.
I laugh. “He hardly lets her out of his sight. You really think he was going to send her to the Riviera on his jet without coming along?”
The stewardess rushes ahead of us, flustered. “No, no, I’m sorry,” she calls, sweat glistening on her brow. “What I mean is that you should stay put. They’ll be here any minute.”
No one moves. “You mean here in the sun?” Brittani asks, incredulous.
“Yes. It’s better that way,” the stewardess insists, a hint of desperation in her voice. “Please, come this way. You can stand in the shade over here.”
Which is how we wind up sweltering in the shade under the nose of the plane for close to an hour.
By the time the white Bentley arrives, I have to pee something awful and sweat is pooling in the underwire of my bra. Summer emerges from the driver’s side looking like she just stepped out of a Bogie and Bacall movie. She’s always been my most glamorous friend, but this is a whole new level. She’s dressed in a beige wrap dress with big dark glasses, a Chanel scarf covering her tastefully blond hair, and she’s positively beaming, completely oblivious that their hour delay has caused us all to wait standing on the tarmac.
Her cool elegance sparks a flame of resentment within me. It’s not too late to bail; I could say I don’t feel well, probably even get most of my shifts at the bar back. No sane person would accompany her on this trip after what she’s done. But no. In spite of everything, I have to be here. I resist the urge to check my watch, douse the plume of sedition, and power up my smile.
Emerging from the passenger side of the Bentley in a bespoke gray suit is her boyfriend, John, not a day over sixty-three to her twenty-six, a wiry slip of a man who may almost reach Summer’s height if you factor in the two inches of perfectly coiffed silver hair and the stacked heels on his handmade Italian leather shoes. Summer’s not overly tall, but I notice she’s in Chanel flats to match her scarf, no longer allowed heels lest she dwarf him.
“Look what John got me for my birthday!” she exclaims, dashing over to us. She pushes back her sunglasses, her eyes like emerald pools sparkling in the sunlight. “Come see! It has my name stitched into the leather!”
Her delight is infectious. We all gather around the exorbitantly expensive vehicle, ooh ing and aah ing appropriately—it is, after all, something magnificent—as the bags from the trunk are loaded onto the plane.
I give Summer a hug, trying to recapture our old familiarity. “It’s gorgeous, and so are you.”
“I’m so glad you could come.” She squeezes my hand. “Nice sunglasses.”
“Thanks!” I finger the large black knockoff frames. “I thought you’d like them. I found—”
“Honey, does this mean I can have the Mercedes?” Rhonda interrupts.
Summer smiles, but her eyes convey a different message. “Mom,” she cautions with a little shake of her head.
“I’m joking! Tell my daughter to give her old mom a break,” Rhonda appeals to John as Summer looks on, clearly having second thoughts about having invited her mother.
“Rhonda, you’re not old.” John flashes his Cheshire-cat grin. “And the Mercedes is yours.”
Rhonda drops her chin and squints at him over the top of her sunglasses, trying to tell whether he’s serious, but he’s already turned his attention to the valet, confirming he’d like the car parked in his usual spot.
As the Bentley pulls away, Wendy lays a light hand on John’s arm. “You’re such a great boyfriend. Thank you so much for this trip. We’re really looking forward to it.”
I turn up the wattage in my smile. “Yes, thank you.”
“Thank you,” Claire echoes softly, lowering her eyes.
He nods magnanimously. “My pleasure. Glad to have you girls along.”
And with that, he’s off toward the plane, precipitating a flurry of activity as the crew prepares to greet him.
The couple of times I’ve met John he’s been pleasant, if deliberately so, with the occasional flashes of brilliant charm common to a man who’s gotten as far as he has in life. He and I have only had briefly superficial conversation of the type you’d expect with a billionaire whose age is somewhere between that of your parents and your grandparents—still, I’m never sure that if I dropped dead in the midst of chatting with him and was replaced by another girl of vaguely similar genus, he’d actually notice.
When I was a kid, we had this goldfish with bulging eyes, Eddie. Periodically, Eddie would die, and my parents would covertly replace him with a new Eddie. This went on for years undetected by my sister or me, until finally one day I happened to be the one that discovered Eddie belly-up in the fish tank, eliciting a confession from my parents (who I now realize were holding back tears of laughter, not grief) that this was in fact Eddie VI.
If Summer’s friends are Eddies to John, what does that make Summer? Is she replaceable, too? She admits he’s had other mistresses and taken other groups of pretty young things on exorbitant vacations (apparently it’s good for business), but seems to genuinely believe he’s never felt about any of them the way he feels about her. And she claims to be head-over-heels in love with him. Hasn’t been sleeping around on him, either. Not since Eric, at least.
To each her own, I remind myself. It’s not like all the guys I’ve been with were princes, exactly.
Brittani pushes Amythest in front of Summer. “This is Amythest,” Brittani says. “She’s the best. You’re gonna love her.”
My brain shorts. In no world would Summer agree to Brittani bringing a friend she’s never laid eyes on.
“Hello.” Summer’s smile doesn’t falter as she extends her hand to Amythest, but I can see her taking in the platform stilettos, the violet contacts, the curvy body swathed in black.
Amythest takes Summer’s hand with a smile, and for a minute I think she’s going to curtsy, before I realize it’s just a crack in the asphalt she’s having trouble navigating in those heels.
Summer meets Brittani’s eye with intent. She’s got a great poker face, but I know her well enough to read the distress she’s covering. “Can I talk to you for a minute, sis?”
She steers Brittani by her elbow to the foot of the airstair, where John is talking with two men in suits. He takes leave of the men and listens intently with a hand on each of the girls’ shoulders as Summer speaks in low tones and the rest of us pretend not to be trying to hear what they’re saying, while Amythest fiddles with her bracelets and stares at the pavement. After a minute, Brittani calls Amythest over and introduces her to John. He says something to her that sends her fishing in her bag and beckons to one of the men in suits. Amythest hands the man her passport, and he jogs up the steps to the plane with it in hand while she stands chatting with John, twirling a long strand of purple-streaked hair on her finger.
“Brittani was supposed to bring someone else,” Rhonda stage-whispers. “But the girl got sick.”
Wendy and I exchange a bemused glance. “Did Summer know there was going to be a switch?” Wendy asks.
Rhonda chuckles, eyeing her younger daughter with admiration. “Sly little bitch didn’t ask because she knew Summer’d say no. Didn’t tell me, either, until we were picking Amythest up.”
“Bold move,” I say. Maybe Brittani’s smarter than I’ve given her credit for.
Over by the plane, the man in the suit has a quick conversation with John, who then says something to the three girls, hands Amythest her passport, and trots up the steps.
“I guess she’s been approved,” Wendy breathes.
“Something tells me that was John’s decision, not Summer’s,” I return.
Summer strides toward us, her expression dark, leaving Brittani and Amythest whispering behind her.
“Everything okay?” Wendy asks as she approaches.
Summer narrows her eyes at her mother. “Why didn’t you call me?”
“I didn’t know,” Rhonda professes. “I can’t keep up with her friends, I figured that was the one you okayed.”
“No,” Summer fumes, sotto voce. “But now John has decided she’s fine, so we have to spend the rest of the trip with her. Thanks a lot.”
“I’m sorry—” Rhonda reaches out to hug her daughter, but Summer turns and marches toward the jet.
An older stewardess with short gray hair escorts the rest of us to the airstair, where Wendy insists we snap a flurry of pictures before finally boarding. As I step through the door of the plane, my sandal catches on the metal and I trip headlong into John, knocking him into the younger flight attendant, who spills the cup of coffee she was in the process of serving him all over me.
“Shit!” I say. “Shoot. I’m sorry. So sorry.”
Well, this is a great way to start off the trip. The stewardess is as mortified as I am. She quickly grabs a napkin and begins dabbing at his suit.
“I’m fine.” He brushes her away without a hint of the charm he usually radiates. “Clean her. She’s dripping all over the floor.”
The stewardess hands me the napkin, which I use to clean my legs and dab my sundress. At least this will provide me with an excuse to change into the more comfortable outfit in my carry-on. I can hear Summer asking John what happened, then apologizing for me.
Wendy grabs my elbow. “You okay?”
I nod, my cheeks on fire as I follow her into the cabin.
The inside of the plane is refined luxury in shades of cream and beige, and refreshingly cool after the sauna we’ve been baking in for the past hour. Having discovered long ago in the way-back of my mom’s station wagon that I get violently ill riding backward, I’m careful to pick one of the forward-facing seats. I slide into the buttery leather captain’s chair that would make any first class look like economy and take a swig of cold water from the bottle conveniently placed in the cup holder at my fingertips.
Yeah, I could definitely get used to this.
I’ve just turned to look for the bathroom when I see the two men in suits that John was talking to outside board the plane, one a large Italian mobster-looking guy in his fifties and the other closer to John’s age, bald and rounding at the belly. “Vinny,” Wendy whispers, indicating the mobster-looking one, “and the bald one’s Bernard.”
I’m aware John travels with bodyguards and have met the bald one in passing before, but Vinny is new. “Friends of yours?” I joke.
“They’re John’s security. I met them at dinner last week.”
A dinner I wasn’t invited to, clearly. It stings a little—especially since I’m the one who introduced Summer and Wendy—but I’m not surprised, in light of the recent events that have driven a boning knife into our friendship, which neither of us dare speak of.
Vinny and Bernard confer with John, then Bernard holds up his hand for us all to quiet down, which we do. Summer stands at attention next to John, her smile restored; the canary-yellow rock on her finger glitters in the sun that streams through the window, sending flecks of light around the cabin. I don’t know anything about carats, but it’s gigantic. John clears his throat and curls his lips into a smile. “Thank you ladies for joining us on Summer’s birthday trip,” he begins. “If you’ll all stand up, the crew are going to come through the cabin and show you to your seats.”
We all stand obediently as he continues. “Each of you will receive a gift bag with an eye mask, earplugs, and a sleeping pill. Once we take off, the stewardesses will reconfigure the plane for sleep while we have a light dinner. Then Summer and I will sleep in our bed in the back, and the rest of you will sleep in your assigned beds in front.”
I think I read a hint of apology in the smile Summer gives us as John takes her hand. They make their way toward the back of the plane while the crew points us toward our seats. Sure enough, I’m assigned one of the two rear-facing seats, next to Amythest, across from Rhonda and Brittani. Why, oh why, did I pack my Dramamine in my suitcase instead of my carry-on?
I quietly get the young stewardess’s attention once we have all been seated. “I’m so sorry, but I get sick facing backward. Is there any way I could sit facing forward?”
“I don’t have the authority to change your seat,” she apologizes, “but I’m sure it would be okay if one of your friends wanted to switch with you.”
I look up at Rhonda and Brittani, who chortles, having heard the whole thing. “Sorry, girl, I ain’t giving up my seat!”
“I gotta sit next to my baby.” Rhonda pats Brittani’s hand. “We have so much to talk about.”
Should have known better than to ask them. I get up to approach Wendy and Claire, who sit directly behind me, facing forward. “I hate to ask you guys this, but I get supersick facing backward. Could one of you possibly switch with me?”
They look at me with pity for a painfully long moment before Wendy scratches my arm with her French-manicured nails—an incurable habit that I assume evolved from her theory about light touch being ingratiating. “Don’t want you retching all over the jet,” she teases. “I get a little woozy facing backward, too, but take Claire’s seat. Claire, you don’t mind, do you?”
Claire shrugs amiably. “Okay.”
“You sure?” I ask.
She smiles, gathering her things. “It’s not a problem.”
“Oh my God, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. And I’m so sorry for making you move. I owe you one.”
“I totally understand. Anyway, I’m on a private jet. I really don’t care where I sit.”
I’m just settling into my seat next to Wendy when the older flight attendant approaches, a look of alarm on her face. “My apologies. I’m going to need you to take your assigned seats for wheels up.”
“It’s okay,” Wendy explains. “Claire switched with her.”
The stewardess smiles tightly. “I know. But unfortunately, I’m going to need you to take your assigned seats.”
I blink at her. “But the other flight attendant said—”
“Mr. Lyons has requested that everyone take their assigned seats for wheels up.” She gestures toward my seat. “Please.”
Wow. Okay. I unbuckle my seat belt and collect my things like a toddler punished for throwing her green beans on the floor at a fancy restaurant.
As I move past the stewardess, she mouths, Sorry . I can’t quite bring myself to smile back.
I sink into my rear-facing seat, again doubting my choice to come on this trip. In a daze, I buckle my seat belt and reach for the airsickness bag tucked into the arm of my chair. At least I’m by a window. Across from me, Rhonda and Brittani are engrossed in a celebrity magazine, tittering over the cellulite of some reality star.
Amythest pats my hand, her violet eyes exuding genuine sympathy. “Sorry,” she whispers. “That totally sucks.”
“I’m sorry if…” I gesture to the airsickness bag.
“It’s okay. I hold Brittani’s hair back, like, every Saturday night. And sometimes Fridays, too. And Thursdays. And…Well, you know. I’m pretty much an expert.”
As she fiddles with one of her many silver earrings, I notice the script etched into the inside of her forearm. It reads TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE .
“Polonius,” I smile, recognizing the line. When her eyes flit to mine in confusion, I indicate the tattoo. “From Hamlet ?”
“Oh, no, that’s from a Reba song. ‘Fancy’?”
Of course. “Oh yeah. I like that song. Ever been on a private jet before?”
The tiny purple stone in her nostril glints in the sun as she shakes her head.
And with that, the jet is hurtling forward. The ground rushes away faster and faster until we lift into the air. I look out the window, my palms sweating.
The endless grid of Los Angeles lies beneath us in all her glory as we climb into the sky. The dark-blue sea appears to be held back only by the thin line of sand that separates it from the rows upon rows of homes sprawling across the basin and up the sides of green mountains that turn to umber as they rise past the line of irrigation.
“Two kinds of neighborhoods in LA,” I say, “the ones with blue pools and the ones with blue tarps.”
“I’ve always wanted a pool,” Amythest says. “But I don’t know how to swim.”