Chapter Three #2

“Beautiful. Look, their stage is a boat half buried in the earth,

prow up so it makes a little arch. There’s a temple, too, complete

with firepit and stone benches.”

“Mm. Apparently people tramp all the way up the hill from Porth

Beach to see them, especially the surfer crowd in summer. Sounds

like fun. And it’s been a while since I did a charity

gig.”

“Do it, then.”

Leaning

an elbow on the table, Laurie looked at him, suddenly wistful.

“Could we, Sash? Just blow out of here and leave Arnold and his

machinations behind—Romeo, too? I know I’d be missing a hell of an

opportunity, but...”

“You should do whatever makes you happy.” Sasha paused to

examine Laurie’s face. “That was a long run for you, playing

Bertram the beast. Are you tired?”

Laurie

shrugged. “How can I be? I’ve only just begun my meteoric rise to

fame. You, though—you’d be better off in all that fresh air. Do you

like Cornwall?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never been.”

“Really? It’s only a few hours out of town.”

“Yeah, I know. Not a top holiday destination from the mahala,

though.”

The

quiet observation, smilingly delivered, stopped them both dead in

their tracks. Sasha sat motionless for a few seconds, then

distractedly gathered up the paperwork and put it out of range of

their coffee and marmalade. He couldn’t believe he’d said it. He

seldom referred to his past, least of all to Laurie, who had lifted

him so generously away from it. As for Laurie, he was pale with the

shock of having forgotten, even for a second, the differences

between them. “Sash...”

The

letterbox clattered in the hallway downstairs, making both of them

jump. A heavy slither followed, and a thud. “Papers,” Sasha said

cheerfully, getting up. “Want me to vet your reviews?”

***

There were several. The Guardian critic had written at some

length. Laurie listened while Sasha read out the salient points to

him. Paul Jacobs, the Rayne’s End director who had given him his

first break, had told him long ago not to read the things himself,

one of the best lessons Laurie had learned—the good ones made him

fret about how he could please his next audience in the same way,

and the bad ones, few though they were, could wipe out with two

words column after column of rapturous praise. Still, they were

useful, and Sasha knew which parts he would find instructive.

Laurie nodded, trying to follow attentively. Roiling around in his

brain was his stupid, unprecedented, upper-class-twit mistake of

thinking Sasha’s former life could have afforded him any

opportunity of popping over to enjoy cream teas and pasties in the

west.

A

headline on the next page caught his eye, and he reached to touch

Sasha’s hand, grateful for the distraction. “Wait a bit. Never mind

me—look at this.”

Sasha glanced at the article. He recognised the initials of

the London Youth Ballet, but it was the photo that made him smile:

a line of neat corps dancers, and, sweeping in front of them, barely more than a

blur and a scrap of tulle, a slender little figure he knew well.

“My God, that’s Clara.”

“Yep. Rocking the hell out of Jane

Eyre at the American Ballet Theatre in New

York. Wow, they love her, don’t they?” Drawing the paper across the

table, Laurie skimmed the review. A pang went through him. Ten

years his junior, still Clara had been his only real companion in

the glittering wasteland of his father’s house. She’d said she

would come home for the summer break between LYB’s tour dates, but

Laurie knew too well how difficult those promises were to keep. He

missed her. “Oof, look at what this guy says... The years were unkind to Miss Eyre, who grew up inexplicably

from the enchanting Clara Fitzroy into a rather dull and bovine

Rachel Pearce.”

“That’s cruel. Clara will hate it.”

“Er... Yes.” Laurie drank some coffee to disguise a slight

flinch. Sasha’s stern, quiet monosyllables always packed a punch.

He sounded at his most foreign then. Laurie could imagine him

facing down an awkward customs official, a nervous new immigrant

under his wing. “She will. Rachel’s her friend.”

Another

strange silence, once more terminated by a rattle and a slither

from downstairs. Laurie met Sasha’s eyes in wry acknowledgment of

the comedy. “Another paper?”

“I didn’t order one.”

“Not post on a Sunday, either... I’ll go get this

one.”

The paper was a red-top, to Laurie’s surprise. Not many of

those found their way into the Fitzroy-Petrica household. Sasha

despised them, and Laurie respected his tastes, though sometimes he

himself found inspiration in the rollicking, scandalous world

depicted there. Neither Dickens nor Trollope would have batted an

eyelid, Laurie thought, once brought up to speed on terminology...

“Slumming it today, are we?” he called back up the stairs. “It’s

the Sunday Star.”

Idly he glanced at the headline. It took him a moment to recognise

his own face. “Oh. Christ.”

Sasha

was with him in an instant. He found Laurie on the fifth step, the

one he’d hung on to the night before. He was huddled up, the paper

tightly folded in his lap. “Sasha. This never happened.”

Sasha

thought about all the news Laurie tried to protect him from.

Attacks on Romani travellers’ camps, stories of persecution,

racism, ethnic cleansing... Yes, he’d snap the TV off at least once

a week, frowning apologetically as if he’d set the vans on fire

himself. And Sasha would switch it back on, gently explaining that

he needed to know, if he was going to do his job properly; loving

him all the while for the attempt. “What never happened,

love?”

“This. I never touched her. I never would.”

With

some difficulty Sasha extracted the paper from his grasp. There

beneath the three-inch banner headline was a photo of his lover—not

a bad one at all, considering the tabloids’ usual delight in

capturing people at their humiliated ugliest. Then, it was tough to

take a bad shot of Laurie. “This is from last year’s Pride march,

isn’t it?”

“Yeah, but that has nothing to do with it.”

Sasha

rather thought it might. Sir Ian McLain had been there, elderly and

frail but very vociferous, using a lifetime of acting fame to lay

into a group of red-top reporters for their stance on gay marriage.

There’d been some pushing and shoving. Laurie had swung in, grabbed

a mic from the nearest journo, leapt onto a wall and taken up from

where the old man’s breath had failed him. Sasha smiled at these

memories, then finally recognised the other picture on the

sheet—much smaller, much less flattering. Wide eyes, their gaze

barely focussed. A bright, desperate grin, as if given on command.

“Laurie, that’s Alison Jones. What is she...”

“Read the fucking headline.”

Sasha did. Odd that it hadn’t sunk in with him yet: there was

enough height, ink and force behind it. He was a foreigner still,

he supposed, accustomed to seeking out images over English. But

there it was. He’s Not

Gay, the paper screamed on Alison’s

behalf. I Should Know.

Sasha took in a few more words. The byline,

My red-hot night with Laurence

Fitzroy, then kiss-and-tell, allegedly homosexual, and hypocrite.

He

folded the paper up. “Where’s Alison?”

“At the bottom of the bloody sea, I hope. Why the hell would

she do this?”

“I don’t know, but she looks awful in this shot. Drunk or high.

We should check she got home.”

“What? Can you see this stuff? Why aren’t you...” Laurie ruffled his hair in

frustration. He couldn’t even form the words for the way he thought

Sash should be reacting. “This is vile. She’s accusing me of things

even I haven’t got stamina for. Why aren’t you...”

Sasha took pity on him. “Outraged? Betrayed? Packing my bags

because you never did it for five hours non-stop to

me with your ten-inch

joystick?”

“Well, yeah. Why...” Suddenly Laurie heard the absurdity of it,

drew a deep breath and answered his own question. He sank his face

into his hands. “Because it’s fucking ridiculous. Because you’d

never believe such a thing in five thousand years.”

“Well, it is a nice joystick, if not quite—”

“Stop it.” Laurie looked up to find the sable gaze steady on

his, bright with compassion and amusement. “Okay. Thank God. But

it’s still not funny.”

“Let me see. They’re outing you... for being straight, right?

My, how times have changed.”

“For espousing gay values and causes whilst all the time having

secret rumpy-pumpy with a girl. That’s what burns me. And I don’t

get it—it’s not like I’m a TV actor or a Big Brother contestant or one of the

mob they normally pursue. I’m astounded they’d even heard of me,

let alone wanted to make me a headline.”

“That reporter you called a gutter-press bigot might have

remembered who you are.”

“The guy at Pride? Was he...”

“From the Star. I think so, yes. But I agree with you that it’s not funny.

Look at Allie’s picture. What state must she have been in, to say

those things? I imagine they were prompting her and she was just

agreeing, but still.”

Laurie

groaned. “All right. I’m sorry I sent her to the bottom of the sea.

Can we fish her up again? I’ll phone her and check

she’s—”

A rap at

the door startled them both. “No need,” Sasha said quietly. “I

think your fish is here.”

She was.

Paul Jacobs had her by the hand, less like a fish than a truculent

kid caught stealing sweeties from Woolworth’s. Laurie opened the

door wide and looked at them both. “Allie,” he said. “Mr Jacobs. I

don’t know what the bloody hell’s going on, but...”

Paul had his own copy of the Sunday

Star. He hadn’t taken time to shave, but he

was clean and reassuring in his summer tweed jacket and brogues.

The Rayne’s End theatre had been a tight-run family concern, he and

Mrs J informal parents to their shifting population of players and

staff. Clearly he hadn’t forgotten his old obligations. “There’s no

particular reason why you should let us in, Laurence. But you

always were a good-natured boy, and we were hoping you might

stretch a point.”

Laurie

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