25. Group Chat
GROUP CHAT
Alex
Bachelor crew incoming! James and I are renting a boat. Prepare for a grand entrance.
Rafe
Finally. I need to blow off some steam. Just remember you might be photographed.
Alex
Don’t worry. I’ll smile and wave.
West
Nora, Amber and I are arriving earlier, and not by boat. We’re flying into Milan.
Alex
Settling down has made you so very unadventurous, Weston.
West
It’ll happen to you soon enough.
James
I’d like to see the woman who can keep up with Alex.
Rafe
You mean survive him.
Alex
Please, gentlemen. I’m a delight. I had to wade through a crowd of adoring women on the way to the airport just now.
James
Wade? How tall do you think you are?
Alex
Taller than you. And you will definitely be married again one day. We all know it. I call dibs on being the best man.
West
You can’t do that every time.
James
There’s no calling dibs on my hypothetical wedding. Because it’s never happening. Not doing relationships again.
Rafe
Smart man.
West
You’re all going to be wrong one day, and I’m going to love rubbing it in.
Alex
Let’s drown his optimism in whiskey this weekend, shall we?
Rafe
That’s the first smart thing you’ve said all day.