Epilogue
Commentary from Elora on the latest Instagram reel for Kinstead Avocados:
Hey lovely followers, this week I have loads of intriguing observations from your favourite home of the green mushy stuff, Kinstead Avocados.
Is it true that the handsome chef and owner of Kinstead Avocados is mooning around town while the love of his life is in sunny Queensland?
That’s me in case you didn’t know. As if that’s possible considering I still post the occasional thirst trap of our gorgeous chef and shout my feelings for him to the entire world.
That reel I posted of him baring his chest at the bush dance a few weeks ago had more comments and likes than my reel of him stripping by the pool, so I’m assuming you all have excellent taste, like me.
Have you heard that Smashed is booked out for the next two months? This lucky social media guru can personally attest to the mouth-watering avocado parfait that is sure to become famous Australia wide. I still can’t believe I’m an avocado convert!
Did you know that Ferne Wardlow is taking a round-the-world trip for six months with her dashing new beau? Go, Ferne!
Kudos to Bindi Hazelwood, who, along with being the hostess at Smashed, is now a leading advocate for local homelessness and the new food bank. Please check out the interview with Bindi on my last reel to discover how you can help.
And in my usual weekly plug, if your business needs a revamp or boost, contact me.
My PR services are second to none. The proof is in the popularity of Kinstead Avocados and Smashed.
Just ask Cruz Wardlow, the love of my life.
And if I haven’t already said it a billion times on previous reels, thanks to the amazing locals of Rosevale Grove for embracing me as one of your own.
Speaking of locals, Lance Thomson’s motel is undergoing renovations, so not sure where I’ll get intel for my reels if Thommo doesn’t have any guests to spy on.
Floyd Robertson is considering a new venture.
Our resident Romeo has a few ideas to turn our lonely singles into couples.
Stay tuned for more information as it comes to hand.
And in a twist no-one saw coming, Roger Oldfield is helping him, because the more mature residents in town need a little romance too.
When Kyle Flannery isn’t managing Kinstead Avocados, he’s raising funds for Bindi’s homeless cause. Admirable. And it’s not my place to say Kyle and Bindi would make a lovely couple, but who knows?
My reel tomorrow will feature Cruz whipping up his legendary peach and avocado salad that diners at Smashed are raving about. You don’t want to miss it.
See you all soon. Until then, have a smashed avo on me!
Instagram story, added shortly after the reel, by Bindi:
Cruz Wardlow has been seen perusing rings at a jewellery store in Mildura. Does this mean Elora Curtis has a proposal coming her way when she returns to Rosevale Grove in a week?
I’ll keep you posted.