May 1st
Black Jack: For such a flexible person, I've never met someone so intolerant of… everything.
Dani Girl: OMG, I know! What was Tobin thinking? I'm seriously going to have to kick his ass. Cole was nice, though. His travel stories were fun.
Dani Girl: I know. I had to resist the urge to slap a hand over her mouth, but I was worried she might snarl and bite me or something.
Black Jack: She seemed too zen for that, but she probably would have lectured you on freedom of speech or some shit.
Dani Girl: I seriously think Tobin was pranking us. He didn't warn me at all about the eating thing. If he had, I would have chosen a place with more than one vegan option on the menu. I felt so bad for the waiter. She made like twenty adjustments to her order.
Black Jack: I feel sorry for the chef too.
Dani Girl: Ugh! Nightmare. I swear the next girl I set you up with will be the tits.
Black Jack: The tits?
Dani Girl: Yes, Tobin taught it to me. He's going through a British slang phase. It means excellent or great.
Black Jack: The tits. Okay then.
Dani Girl: I know. So funny, right?
Black Jack: Let's hope our next date is a winner.
Dani Girl: Fingers crossed!