Book Club Boys Group Chat
Cross
Shaw found a book for us to read.
Before You Go.
I ordered copies for each of us already. They’ll be here in two days.
Sims
What’s it about?
Shaw
No idea. I liked the color of the cover.
Sims
What happened to the Zamboner Boys chat?
Shaw
It’s still there. This is the one for book club only.
Sims
Send me the link for the book. I wanna read what it’s about.
Cross
You can look it up yourself, you know…
Shaw
No way, we’re all going in blind.
Sims
Where’s Matty boy?
Mattyyyyy.
Cross
He’s ignoring us.
Shaw
Probably working on his figure skating routine.
Sims
I’ll send him some costume inspiration.
Shaw
Make sure it has sequins. Lots of them.
Sims
What color do you think he’d look best in?
Cross
Purple.
Shaw
Where is he actually?
Sims
I think he went to Jade’s.
Cross
It’s late… I didn’t know it was like that with them.
Sims
I think it is now.
Cross
Shit, I’m out of the loop.
Shaw
Matty was being a little bitch, afraid to text her and then ended up going over there tonight.
I hope for all our sake, he’s getting laid.
Cross
Has anyone met her yet?
Matty
Listen up, fuckers.
Sims
There he is!
Matty
My sex life is none of your business. If I hear any of you say ANYTHING that has to do with Jade or what I’m doing with her again, it won’t be good.
Shaw
We’re just kidding, Matty.
Matty
I don’t care. I’m not. It stops now.
Shaw
Sorry, I didn’t mean for it to be offensive.
Cross
I didn’t technically say anything, but sorry.
Sims
You’re right. We’re all sorry.
Matty
Thank you.
And you will all meet her this weekend.
Sims
Wait, this weekend, weekend?
Cross
No, last weekend, dummy.
Shaw
Should we bring the books to get signed?
Sims
You don’t have to be a dick, Cross.
Shaw
The books. Do we bring them?
Matty
No.
Sims
No.
Cross
Jesus, Shaw. We don’t want to make it weird for her. It’s a big enough deal that Matty’s bringing a girl around us.
Matty
Can you guys not be yourselves this weekend?
Shaw
You’re right. We gotta play it cool.
Matty
If you guys could be mutes, that would be preferred.
Sims
Wishful thinking, Matty boy.
Matty
I shouldn’t have invited her.
Cross
We’ll be on our best behavior.
Shaw
Pinky swear.
Sims
Cross my heart.
Shaw
You have one of those?
Matty
Putting my phone on do not disturb.
Cross
I think we’re annoying him.
Sims
Matty, wait.
Shaw
I think he’s gone already.
Cross
He’s done with us.
Sims
Dammit.