Book Club Boys Group Chat
Cross
Book club check in.
What chapter is everyone on?
Sims
Don’t hate me.
Shaw
Chapter seven.
Sims
I…uh. I haven’t started yet.
Cross
What the hell, Sims? Our first meeting is at the end of the month.
Shaw
Technically he still has time.
Matty
I’m on chapter eighteen.
Cross
Damn Matty. Star book club member.
Sims
Show-off.
Shaw
You’re making us look bad.
Sims
What about you, Cross? How far are you?
Cross
Finished.
Matty
You don’t do anything else with your time, do you?
Shaw
How the hell?
Sims
Okay, you’re the show-off.
Cross
Matty, your girlfriend is crazy talented.
Matty
Not my girlfriend.
Shaw
Does that mean she’s fair game?
Matty
That means I’ll kill you if you even think about it.
Sims
So, she’s your girlfriend.
Matty
No.
Cross
It just means he’s too afraid to put a label on it, but doesn’t want anyone else to have her.
Matty
She’s not my goddamn girlfriend.
But she is mine.
Does that clear things up for you imbeciles?
Shaw
Loud and clear.
She’s your girlfriend.
Matty has left the chat.