Ice Queen Blog Post #7
The Moment of Truth: A Live Investigation from the Hockey House
Hey there, puck bunnies! Ice Queen here, your go-to gal for the coolest takes on all things Barracudas.
I have infiltrated the most exclusive spring break event, and I come bearing the ultimate test.
For months, you’ve watched me document the supposedly epic romance between Drew Larney and Jackson Monroe.
You’ve seen them at roller rinks, witnessed their paint-covered performance, and followed their nauseating public displays of affection.
But tonight—or tomorrow, technically—in this backyard full of drunken, naked athletes and frat guys, I shall finally reveal the truth.
Because words are cheap. Anyone can say “I love you” when caught up in the adrenaline of public nudity. The real test? The body never lies. Which brings me to my proposal—no, my demand.
Jackson Monroe will be blindfolded and will have to identify which glorious hockey butt belongs to which player, including his supposed true love. It’s okay if he can’t guess every guy’s ass, so long as he guesses Drew’s correctly.
If he succeeds? I’ll admit defeat. I’ll acknowledge their relationship as genuine and retire my investigation.
But if he fails? We’ll know once and for all that this has all been an extremely elaborate performance.
A straight man forced to grope another man’s ass for show would immediately forget the experience.
Only someone truly attracted, truly invested, truly in love would remember such intimate details.
Stand by for updates. The Ice Queen’s investigation reaches its climax…now.