Chapter 20
20
Sloane Elizabeth’s Voice Memo to Self
&*^%$#%^&
Holy shit.
Hot damn.
Shake it off. Shake off the nerves. You’re going to be fine. This is Malone. This is the man you want. He’s out there, getting a hotel room.
And OH MY GOD.
You’re about to get naked.
With him.
The man you’ve been dying for.
The object of all your fantasies.
The main attraction, the music you and the silver dolphin trip the light fantastic to.
Did you feel what he was packing?
Of course you did, you dirty bird. You felt it, and you wanted it, and you’re about to get it.
Breathe.
Breathe more.
It’s going to be amazing. It’s going to turn your world upside down. You’re going to experience a brand-new meaning of pleasure.
Just get the hell out of here and go climb that man now.
Good thing you brought condoms. You’re seriously such a planner. It’s killing you.
Oh, shut up. Planning is good.
Go plan on having an orgasm or two.