33. The Virgin Club Alumni
33
THE VIRGIN CLUB ALUMNI
Veronica
Things We Assume About the Deflowered
I’ve heard them all.
Just get it over with.
Find someone to bang and move on.
Who cares who he is? He’ll never stick around anyway .
But I’ve never followed conventional wisdom. Do what works for you, I say.
I waited twenty-six years to have intercourse. I don’t regret taking my time. Here’s why.
First, I excel at having sex with myself.
Second, the guy was worth waiting for. And I know because I didn’t just fall into bed with him. We fell into love. Big, wild, messy, happy, glittery love.
Remember the guy I almost smashed into on the street? The one I flashed my panties to?
He’s mine now.
And sometimes reality exceeds expectations. Like when Mister Sexy Pants became Mister Right.