Chapter 16
“You? Teach me to be a lady?” She skimmed his body disdainfully. He was built like a Roman statue, big and solid and as hard as a breeding stallion. Her knees felt strangely weak. “You would hardly be the one to—”
“Who then?” he asked. “Shanks? Barnett? Or have you befriended some maid in the village that I know naught about?”
She was almost tempted to tell him she had indeed made a female friend, but merciful saints—he’d thought she favored women! She would have laughed if her mouth hadn’t gone dry.
“Remove your tunic,” he ordered.
She raised a brow. “Nay.”
He snorted and turning on his heel, stomped to the door. His buttocks were as hard as autumn walnuts. Bunched with rounded muscle, they sloped dramatically down to bulging thighs.
She held her breath as he reached for the door latch, but at the last moment he turned. A small hitch sounded in her throat. His erection rose nearly to his navel, engorged and long and throbbing. But he snatched up a towel, slapped it around his hips and marched out.
She barely had time to blink before he was back with a bundle in his hands.
“What’s that?”
“Take off your clothes and I’ll show you.”
It was her turn to snort.
“’Tis a most unladylike sound.”
She snorted again.
He shook his head. “Do you forget the lassies?”
She glared at him and reached for the bundle, but he drew it sharply back.
“What say you, lass?”
“Give me that damned thing!”
“Poor wee babes, left without a mother to—”
She gritted her teeth. “If you please.”
“Better,” he said and, nodding, handed her the package. It was tied with two strips of raw hemp.
She fiddled with it for a minute, then snatched up her dirk and sliced the cords with one aggressive stroke.
He laughed and she glared before unfolding the fabric. Something stiff and white fell to the floor, but beneath her fingers there was fabric of finest velvet.
“What the devil is this?” she asked.
“I am certain you know that much.”
She scowled at him, then glanced at the garment again. It was a gown of burgundy and rose hue. The bodice was square and trimmed with ivory lace. It was as soft as a rabbit’s hide and beautiful beyond words—if one was fond of such foolish things.
“From whence did you get it?” There was, mayhap, a catch in her voice.
“The tailor in the village.”
She didn’t glance up. “Why?”
For a moment she thought he wouldn’t answer, then, “If you wish to catch yourself a wealthy husband, you’d best bait your hook carefully.”
“You did not know of the marquis in time to have this commissioned.”
“I thought you would look . . .” He paused. His eyes glowed in the candlelight. “The other stays were too small.”
She stared and he motioned toward the floor. Lying at her feet was a corset, its tapes tied tight. She bent and lifted it.
“Put it on,” he said.
“N—” she began, but he raised a brow and she stopped and forced a maidenly smile. “Only if you look away, me laird.”
She thought he would laugh at her request, for he had surely seen in her in naught atall, but instead his nostrils flared slightly and he turned.
Her hands were a bit unsteady as she whipped the tunic over her head, and when she was clear of the garment she realized with some surprise that he was still turned away.
Scowling at the whalebone stays, she slipped into the thing, but once again it could only be laced from behind.
She pressed it up beneath her bosom and pulled the laces tight.
Her breasts squeezed upward and her ribs constricted, but tying the thing was damned near impossible.
Still, she tried, bending forward slightly and struggling madly.
“Might you need some assistance?” he asked, still facing the wall.
“Nay,” she said, and redoubled her efforts. But perhaps her scraping and grunting differed from her answer, for he finally turned.
She ceased her struggles and stared at him. He stared back, frozen in place for a moment, before clearing his throat.
“The fit appears to be . . .” He ceased talking to breathe for a moment. “Acceptable.”
“’Tis tight enough to strangle a warthog.”
The shadow of a grin lifted his mouth, but in a moment he was behind her. “I believe a well-bred maid might try to refrain from speaking of killing a warthog with her undergarments.”
She felt his fingers brush the fabric of her stays and forced herself to keep her own breathing steady.
“Neither do they allow themselves to be trussed up by an ungodly stubborn Scotsman who—” He yanked the laces, effectively cutting off her breath.
She braced herself against the wall and glared over her shoulder at him.
“Bloody hell, MacGowan, are you trying to kill me?”
He tied off the laces with a flourish. “I be but trying to prepare you for—” he began, and turned her. She watched him draw a breath, watched his eyes darken, and against her thigh, something brushed her skin.
“The altar?” she asked.
He cleared his throat and reached for the gown. “’Tis not nice to speak of the marquis such. He may be a balding, deviant pig, but surely he does not believe in human sacrifice.”
She stared at him for a moment. “I meant the marriage altar.”
“Ahh. ’Tis me own mistake then.”
She eyed the gown as he spread the skirt and slipped it over her head. It dropped into place with a sigh and a rustle, falling around her like raindrops on a slate roof.
He secured the dress from behind, then laced the sleeves on separately. She stood like an impatient parade horse, but finally he stood before her, perusing his handiwork with a critical eye.
“Well?” she said.
He shrugged, but the towel about his hips seemed strangely mobile. “I am not a lady’s maid, after all.”
“Aren’t you? ’Tis me own mistake then,” she quoted, and took a step away, but in that first fledging movement she tripped.
She never saw him move, but suddenly his arms were there and she was being propped back onto her feet, their lips inches apart, their breath melding.
“Lass,” he murmured.
She jerked out of his grasp. “What is it, MacGowan?”
“If you are to be successful you should learn to walk like a lady lest the good marquis mistake you for a drunken draught horse.”
“And you should keep your hands to yourself lest I cut them off,” she said, and spun away. Unfortunately, when she tried to stride off, her toe caught in her hem and she stumbled yet again.
His chuckle echoed in the room. “’Twill indeed be much more fun accompanying you to Claronfell than I anticipated.”
She glanced back at him as she retrieved a pair of slippers from an iron bound trunk. “You will not be accompanying me.”
“Oh? And what will our noble friend think when you arrive alone? He may be as old as black pepper and as daft as a turnip, but even he may suspect there be something amiss when you come riding astride and swearing like a foot soldier.”
She sat on the edge of the bed and realized she truly hadn’t given that much thought. Indeed, she had been riding alone and unfettered for so long that she had not considered the problem of arriving unescorted at Claronfell.
“’Tis not for you to worry on, MacGowan.” She glanced up, felt her mouth go dry at the sight of him, and shifted her gaze rapidly to her feet. “You’ve troubles enough of your own.”
He was scowling at her. She could feel it.
“Oh? And what troubles are those?”
“Your towel is not big enough,” she said.
He glanced down, then shifted the fabric so that the opening slanted across the side of his thigh instead of directly down the front. In a moment he lifted his gaze back to hers.
“It is entirely possible that a well-born maid would have turned away,” he said.
“And a gently reared man would not be standing before me in naught but a frayed bathing cloth.”
He shrugged. The movement sent a thousand muscles dancing in his torso. “At least I needn’t worry that you’ll be tempted to peek at Turpin.”
She forced a prim smile. “Oh, me laird, surely you jest, for I find the good marquis to be ever so appealing.”
He snorted. “And me, I thought ’twas the lassies you were concerned with.”
“You can hardly blame me for being impressed by such a noble title.”
“Aye I can,” he said. “For in truth, I thought you were not the sort to be seduced by such things.”
There was sincerity in his tone and she shuffled her skirts back into place, covering her legs quickly. “Not the sort,” she said and rose to her feet. “How hypocritical you are, MacGowan.”
“Hypocritical? Me?” He crossed his arms against his chest. His wrist brushed his left nipple, and although it was all she could do to force her gaze away, he seemed not to notice.
“Aye,” she said, and retrieved a hairbrush from the trunk. “You complain that I would better me station by marrying well, but when I bear me own sword and fight me own battles, that too you find improper. What then am I to do, champion? Lie down and die for I cannot please the likes of you?”
“I never said you failed to please me.” The words were little more than a growl. “And there is no one more surprised than I.”
Her breath caught in her throat. “What’s that?”
His mouth was tight, his eyes as dark as sin, and for a moment she thought he would approach, but he did not. “’Tis not the likes of me you wish to please,” he said. “But a warty old bastard with little more to offer than a title and a—”
She felt her brows rise toward her hairline. He paused.
“Why such vehemence?” she asked. “You do not seem the type to fight your brother’s battles. Especially when that brother is happily wed and lucky to be rid of the woman the marquis married.”
He shifted under her gaze. The movement might have been boyish but for the muscles that bunched and knotted in his massive chest.
“I’ve naught against him.”
“The devil you don’t!” she said, and he laughed aloud.
“With language like that you’ll be able to attract naught but a sailor.”
“Oh?” she said and let her gaze drift down his hardened body. “Tell me, champion, have you ever sailed the seas?”