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[MESSAGES]
TESS: Your crime spree is the talk of the town.
KENZIE: It wasn’t a crime. It was a community service.
SOFIA: The classic defense...the glass threw itself at my good intentions.
TESS: The latest is that you smashed five windows. With your bare hands.
SOFIA: It’s the most cardio you’ve done since we parked too far from the gym.
TESS: Why didn’t you just open the door?
KENZIE: It was locked!
SOFIA: Next time call me. I have keys to everything.
TESS: In more news, the demon beagle you rescued bit Owen, who needed twenty-five stitches.
SOFIA: My source says Owen lost a hand.
TESS: To be fair, he loses that hand every time he tells a fishing story.
SOFIA: Courtney is insisting you spent the night in a holding cell.
TESS: But you managed to escape, Shawshank Redemption style, and you’re now at home.
SOFIA: Wait, are you at home? Message me on my burner.
KENZIE: Why do you... Never mind.
TESS: The town gossip is that you’re with Joel.
SOFIA: Who punched Owen for being too rough during the arrest.
TESS: You have to love small town melodrama.
SOFIA: Who needs Game of Thrones when we have Kenzie, Hero of Dogs, Menace of Glass, Protector of Brown Oaks.