Chapter 32
Friday morning, Simon finally mustered the courage to place a phone call he should have made months earlier. If Eleanor had had it her way, Wally would have been notified a long time ago.
He answered the phone with a warm “Well, good morning, Simon.”
After two minutes of the obligatory small talk, Wally said, “I saw the injunction and was told you were in charge of the burial. What’s going on?”
“Well, Wally, it’s a long story and I’ll be brief.
Last March, Eleanor came to my office and wanted a new will.
She said she was not happy with the one you drafted and wanted to make some changes.
I did what she wanted. Her new one was signed two months after the one you prepared.
So, your will is revoked, null, and void. ”
“Sounds like a lawsuit, Latch.”
“I was expecting something like that. If I were you I wouldn’t get too trigger-happy.
Your will is worthless and should be tossed.
No one knows about it, Wally, and no one knows about the little cash bonus payable to you that’s buried in the fine print.
If you try and probate that will, of course there will be a big fight.
However, your immediate problem is the gift to you.
Outright, payable upon probate, a naked grab for cash by the estate lawyer.
From a nice little old lady who trusted you.
If you try to probate your will, or object to mine, then I’ll file a complaint with the state bar association and send them your will. ”
“You son of a bitch.”
“Cuss all you want, Wally, it doesn’t bother me.”
He cussed some more, then settled down. “When will you probate your will?”
“Not sure. I’ll have to check with Judge Pointer, she seems to be in charge of things.”
“I heard about the autopsy. Why bother? She was eighty-five years old.”
Simon said, “Wasn’t my idea. Looks like Clyde and his brother Jerry hired a big-shot lawyer to gum up the works. You remember Clyde, don’t you?”
“Funny, Latch. I guess he beat up the wrong lawyer.”
“You’ll take him in the rematch.”
“Funny. Mind if I take a look at the will you drafted?”
“Not until it’s probated.”
“Who gets the money?”
“A bunch of nonprofits, nothing to family and friends.”
“Did you find the money?”
“Sort of. Did you?”
Wally waited a long time before saying, “Not really. I made some calls to people she mentioned but I didn’t dig too deep.”
Simon waited just as long, and before he could speak Wally said, “Pretty shitty deal on your part, Latch. You should’ve told me.”
“And what would that have accomplished? Probably nothing more than a knee-jerk lawsuit of some sort.”
“You should’ve told me,” he said again, rather sadly, as if he’d just heard the news that a big pile of money had vanished, a fortune he was counting on.
Before he could stop himself, Simon blurted, “Eleanor didn’t want me to.” It was a terrible lie, but then she was dead and Wally would never know the difference.
Long after he ended the call, Simon still couldn’t believe he had lied so easily and convincingly.
Sitting at his desk after another unproductive hour, Simon could almost hear the walls closing in.
His building had been built in 1904, so the wall studs and most of the plaster were a century old.
They were moving, centimeter by centimeter, slowly toward the center where they would inevitably crunch violently together and slaughter him in the process.
There was no way out, nowhere to run, and no one to talk to.
Except Raymond, his new free lawyer who was already looking for a way to ditch him if things got hot.
And talking to Raymond was a chore. No conversation was complete without at least two war stories about his old courtroom victories. He never said a word about his losses.
At times Simon could hear the floor squeak, the walls moan, the vents contract, the plaster chip, and his latest daydream would be shattered.
He was daydreaming a lot because he was tired, fatigued from sleep deprivation.
He had no appetite, not for food anyway, but he worried that he was drinking too much.
Most mornings he woke up with a cobweb or two, nothing debilitating that would ruin his day, but some little aches in the brain that told him he needed to cut back.
What was the old saying? “If you think you might be drinking too much, then you are.”
“The Last Will and Testament of Eleanor Barnett” was always somewhere within reach. He had typed it himself some ten months earlier, and was trying to convince himself that he would change nothing about it. Nor would he do anything different.
Why, then, was he losing sleep and weight and drinking too much?
His worst fears were played out in slow motion.
Nine days after the autopsy, and with Eleanor still in the freezer, Raymond called with the troubling news that Detective Barr wanted to arrange a meeting to discuss the case.
That was not too unexpected, according to Raymond, who’d been through it many times.
Barr suggested the meeting take place in Simon’s office.
It was immediately obvious that the detective was uneasy around Raymond, probably because of his reputation. But Barr was the investigator and playing offense. He opened the meeting with “I just have a few questions for your client, Mr. Lassiter, and a few requests.”
“And we have some questions too,” Raymond said smugly.
Barr ignored this and looked at his notes. “First, as you know, we’ve searched the home of Ms. Barnett, but it was not a thorough search. I’d rather not ransack the place, so I’ll ask you what items have you removed from the home?”
Raymond nodded at Simon who said, “As her attorney, I am in charge of her financial affairs. I have a copy of the power of attorney for you. I’ve taken her checkbook and a stack of bills. I’ve also removed a small safe from her closet but I have not opened it.”
“Where was the safe?”
“Hidden in the bottom of her bedroom closet.”
“And what’s in the safe?”
“Don’t know. I was advised by counsel not to open it.”
Raymond chimed in with “We’ll wait until you get a warrant and open it together.”
“Okay. Do you have a general idea what’s in the safe?”
Raymond nodded at Simon who replied, “A burial policy, her last will and testament, property deeds, car title, various insurance policies. That’s all she told me.”
“Any valuables? Jewelry, cash, the like?”
“Don’t know.”
Barr stuck his pen in his shirt pocket and said, “Very well, then, I suggest we meet back here at the same time tomorrow. I’ll have another search warrant.”
Raymond asked, “We’d like to see the autopsy report.”
“I’ll bring it tomorrow.”
“Okay. Last question—Is Mr. Latch a suspect in the death of Eleanor Barnett?”
“I can’t answer that right now.”
The following day, Raymond was back in the conference room, chatting with Simon as they drank coffee and waited for Detective Barr, who was running late. Raymond’s cell rang and he answered it. His look became worried and he took a deep breath when the call was over. “Wow. Not good.”
“What is it?” Simon asked.
“He’s bringing the Cougar. Dammit.”
Cora Cook had been the city’s Commonwealth’s attorney, or chief prosecutor, for over a decade.
Elected by the people, she handled the serious crimes in town, of which there were few.
Raymond tangled with her occasionally and didn’t like her, but then he didn’t like most prosecutors.
Simon assumed they cared little for him.
For a public official, and one who faced the voters every four years, Cora had a colorful reputation as a party girl.
She’d been through a couple of husbands, made the rounds in the town’s nicer clubs, avoided the church scene, and preferred younger men.
Thus the nickname, one that had stuck. She liked tight leather skirts that were always too short and out of fashion, and spiked heels that would make a hooker blush.
She kept her job because she was a good politician and a tough prosecutor.
Her arrival darkened the mood considerably and Simon was thankful he had an experienced lawyer on his side. A criminal defense lawyer? What the hell was happening? He had committed no crime! He took a deep breath and closed his eyes as the walls began moving again.
From across the table she slid a document to Raymond and said, “Here’s a search warrant for the safe. I assume you have not opened it.”
Raymond shook his head smugly as he looked at the warrant without answering her directly.
The safe was sitting on the end of the table.
It was a cheap fireproof box with a handle and a key, available anywhere for less than $100.
Simon opened it and removed some legal documents: the will he prepared, the will Wally prepared, some insurance policies rubber-banded together, the title to the old car Netty had destroyed while driving under the influence, the burial policy issued by Cupit thus, they had been planning it for some time.
Jerry told Simon he had stopped by the hospital to see his stepmother.
Wally Thackerman had much to gain by Eleanor’s death. He didn’t know until after she died that his scheme would not work. Put him on the list.
Raymond got tired of this game and said, “We should concentrate on your defense and not worry about others right now.”
“My defense? I can’t believe this.”
“I need to go. I’ll call tomorrow. I suggest you talk to your wife and tell her what might happen.”
“What might happen?”
“More than likely you’ll be arrested in the very near future.”
“Why don’t you go tell her?”
“Sorry, Simon.”