Chapter 12 #6
If he hadn’t made the jibe about the lump of sugar, she might have softened.
As it was, she’d rather break her neck than give him the satisfaction of putting her in the hammock.
Raw determination got her into the hammock, on the diagonal, her arms and legs splayed for balance, and she lay like a capital X, rocking with the swell until the Joke dipped.
Bucking enthusiastically, the hammock twirled a pirouette and slung Merry into Devon’s hastily prepared grip.
“I make that Hammock-two, Merry-zero,” Devon said, though he didn’t have much breath left from laughing. “Before you’ve catapulted off every surface in the room—” He set her on the bunk. “Good night, Merry friend. I’ll take the hammock.”
Merry woke to a morning sparkling with sharp reflected light. Devon and the hammock were gone.
Moving stiffly, she dressed in the boy’s clothes that no longer seemed to embarrass her: coarse gray leggings, knee breeches of a darker gray with a red patch, and a red and gray striped shirt with a square missing that matched the patch.
Patch over patch, and a patch over all, they said of a sailor’s wardrobe.
Considering that, it was surprising how generous other men on the ship had been in offering to lend her their clothes; Raven said several times that he wished she was as eager to get into his britches as she was to get into Cat’s.
When she went on deck, she found the Joke under full sail and Devon nowhere in sight.
The land where they had been anchored was a smudge on the horizon.
Angled off the stern, the sun shone unbearably white, spraying chipped light on the water and dry streamers on sails that strained voluptuously before the weight of a sumptuous wind.
Cat was busy. He sat on the gundeck casings, his braid down his back, a diamond stud bigger than a bean on his earlobe, and Dennis the pig trotters-up against his leg, the pig’s head resting and drooling on his knee.
Cat was cleaning his cutlass. A raucous group was dicing near his feet.
Merry would have liked to go to him and pour out her troubles and uncertainties, but the boy pirate had never looked more unapproachable.
He stared coldly through the urgent appeal in each glance she gave him.
What he had done to help her yesterday and what he might do for her in the future were clearly not things he planned to discuss with her, and if he felt as angry and helpless as she did, it was not his way to share that with her.
Pride would not let her stand in front of him, showing she was lonely. She left quickly for the galley, waving at Sails as she went. It was the one place she could be quite certain not to run into Devon.
Besides Cat and Raven, Cook was the only person on the Black Joke under the age of twenty, and if he had any name other than “Cook,” Merry was not able to discover it, which fate was better in some ways than that of his assistant, an ill-natured middle-aged man who was universally known as “You!” and sometimes as “Hey, You!” Cook had grown up in a pirate settlement like the one Merry had seen on the Florida coast. He was grandsired, so they said, by Sails, and Cook had the same sparkling gray eyes, the same soft lips that loved to talk.
His hair was brown and curling, his cheeks scattered with freckles, and his nose nicely tilted.
It made a cherubic picture if you were able to discount the nude female figure tattooed on his arm (which wasn’t likely, given the rather startling posture of her legs).
The nude was lovingly titled “Annie,” which happened not by coincidence to be the name of Cook’s wife, who worked as a housekeeper for Morgan on one of his island properties.
Cook had sailed with a small vessel that carried cotton from Haiti to Europe until Sails discovered the lad in a Port-au-Prince tavern, slumped on a straw pile, deathly ill with a heavy addiction to narcotic snuff.
Once he was hauled back to the Joke, they had tried in a kind way to cure the killer habit, and when nothing worked, Morgan had said he’d shoot the boy if he touched another opiate.
The boy had, and Morgan drew a pistol and shot him in the foot.
This time the cure lasted, and now, two years later, Sails’s grandson was fourteen years old.
The kitchen was squat and greasy. Fascinating clutter ran from corner to corner: tea chests and strings of garlic; tin jars of raw sassafras, sweet basil, cloves, and aniseed.
There were ordinary items made strange by their enormous quantity: beef soaking in forty-gallon casks, eight gallons of mustard in a ceramic tub, oatmeal by the bushel; and a brass still to reoxygenate stale water from the storage casks that Cook called the Doomsday Machine.
He said you were likely to disappear if you sat too close.
Racks of boilers and pots clattered without cease from the ocean’s roll, and simmering liquids sloshed on the stove, until steam and char smoke blanketed the galley.
Cook and his help, in faded britches, aprons, and nothing else, were chewing tobacco, sharing a rum bottle, cleaving onions on a scarred chopping board, weeping, and arguing about who was the last to use the lost whetstone.
Looking up, seeing Merry, Cook said, “Hey, Merry. Hullo, sweetie.” Over his shoulder to his assistant: “Hey, You! Don’t blow your hooked nose on your apron!
Use that rag. Jeez-us. Do I want to stare at your snot all day?
” Spit tobacco, swig rum, toss another slice of shark meat on to fry.
To Merry, “Sweetie, you hungry for breakfast? Jeez, but you look under the brine this morning.” He pinched her chin.
“Give us a smile, hey? What’s the matter?
Is Cat eatin’ you about something? Know what I’ll do?
I’ll kill that damned pig of his if he makes you cry. ”
“I promise I’m not crying. It’s only the onions.
Thank you for offering to kill Cat’s pig for me, but I’m afraid it wouldn’t be the least use, and I like Dennis very much and would hate to see him dead.
Cat hasn’t been unkind, and there’s nothing you can do, except—I believe my nose is going to run.
Have you—Oh, dear,” she said as he handed her the same rag his helper had just made hearty use of.
Raven, coming off his watch, wandered in a cloud through the galley door and almost put his foot in a bucket of hot grease.
“Stupid bastard,” said Cook. Not caring that Raven was more than a foot taller, Cook dragged him ruthlessly backward and gave him a stinging clout that left a flour streak on the side of Raven’s green bandanna.
“Watch where you’re going, hey? Want your arse basted?
Idiot! Now, don’t go fussing over him, Merry.
Hittin’ don’t hurt him none, big dumb ox like that.
Barely feels it. Did I black his eye? Slap a hunk of shark on it. ”
“No, thank you,” Raven said hastily, smiling good-naturedly at Merry and making a quick, crude hand sign to Cook. “Hate the stuff.”
“Do you think it smells like whale-brain fritters?” Merry eyed her prospective lunch without enthusiasm. “Cook does.”
“Daresay it does, which is likely why I hate it.”
Raven pulled himself up on a small table, the steel links in his belt rattling. “Since I was a kiddy I sailed on a whaler. Happiest day of my life, the day Morgan made a prize of her.”
“Prize she weren’t,” sneered Cook’s assistant.
“That’s true enough,” said Cook. “You never saw such a roll-along, blow-along, blubber-hunting tub. She was carrying so much sail that she had a wake on her like a dog wetting in the snow, and her hull sagged, bow and stern both. Stank so loathsome that the lads drew lots to see who’d board her, and sent the losers.
Wouldn’t have stopped her to begin with if’n we hadn’t needed that extra longboat. ”
Raven’s eyes closed in joyous remembrance. “Join! they told me, or die.”
“Jeez-us.” Cook threw a handful of onions into a copper pan. “Look at you, with that lie in your mouth; blushing like a blue dog.”
Eyes still closed, still smiling, Raven clarified for Merry. “That is to say, not at all.” His dark pretty eyes opened, and the smile focused on Merry. “The truth is, they didn’t want me. I had to beg.”
“Beg? I’d call it grovel,” said Cook, laughing and slapping farina onto the piece of shark meat.
“You shoulda seen him, sweetie. Jumped offa that crate of a whaler, swum all the way to the Joke, and pounced on Morgan, shedding water from his duck feathers all over the cap’n.
Kissed Morgan’s hand too, each inch of it from pinkie to wrist, hey, slobbering like a heifer. ”
“They weren’t either, mon. Nice neat kisses. Morgan said so himself,” said Raven to Merry. “Then he says to Saunders, ‘Will, put this child in a blanket and return him to his ship. We can’t corrupt anything so tender.’ ”
“What about”—Merry ducked to avoid the fresh sack of meal that the kitchen assistant tossed to Cook—“Cat and Cook? They’re young too!”
“Aye,” Cook said, catching the sack, “but we was already corrupted. There ain’t no boy ready to sail on the main chance—”
“With pirates,” Raven supplied, sotto voce.
“Unless,” Cook continued, ripping open the sack with a foot-long dagger, “he knows fifty terms in slang for the private parts of a woman. So we asked Raven, and the only word he knew was—Ah, sweetie, don’t cover your little ears, I won’t say it.
Anyway, there was old Raven trying hard to show how bad he was, and since he didn’t know but one word, he started in to makin’ them up.
Jeez, what an imagination. Had the crew laughing so hard that they let the whaler scramble off like a sand crab, so in the end we had to keep him.
Boxed his ears, of course, and meant to put him out at the next stopping place. Don’t know why we never did.”