President’s Day

Ben

No President's Day holidate?

Lainey

This is a holiday for government employees and teachers. This is not a date holiday.

Ben

Tell that to all the employees with the day off. Perfect day for a date.

Lainey

Then what is Red Poppy doing for the holiday? Got a drink special?

Ben

You know, I've actually been thinking about that, but everything I've come up with is related to scandals. Probably not the point of the holiday.

I did think about doing something with Bush...a shot with coconut flakes on the rim.

Lainey

OMG!!!

You seriously made me spit coffee all over my phone.

Ben

It's clever, right?

Lainey

No one’s going to order that.

Ben

You'd be surprised what people order. Folks love themed drinks. Especially naughty ones.

I can do some sort of bourbon martini.

Lainey

An Old Fashioned! Now that's funny.

Ben

It is?

Lainey

Because presidents are old-fashioned. Get it?

Ben

If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.

Lainey

Whatever.

Ben

I'll come up with something. Check IG later.

Lainey

Speaking of your IG...I saw you advertising for Mardi Gras. A Jazz Night sounds awesome. And a hurricane in martini form? Yes, please! I was thinking of putting Red Poppy as a date option for today's post for tomorrow. Are you good with that?

Ben

Yeah, I'm not going to pass up free advertising.

What is your date for tomorrow anyway?

Lainey

Not sure. We partnered with this new dating app so I have to pick my date from that. I've narrowed it down to two guys.

Ben

Need help?

Lainey

I can pick out my own date.

Ben

You do remember your last one, right?

Lainey

Oh, I came up with some screener questions based off that date.

Ben

Ha! Good idea. You're not planning on wearing sexy lingerie again, are you?

Lainey

And if I am?

Ben

I think that's more of a 50th-date thing.

Lainey

Me wearing lingerie on a 1st date worked out for you, didn't it?

Ben

Absolutely! And you can wear it for me any time!

Lainey

Goodbye, Ben.

Ben

Happy President's Day, Lainey.

Lainey

The Smoky Martini seems like a nice presidential choice. But why do I feel like the cigar in the pic has a dual meaning??

Ben

What? It's a smoky martini, so a smoking cigar fits. It has nothing whatsoever to do with a certain president's scandal.

Lainey

Sure...

Well played, sir.

Ben

*gif of a man tipping his hat*

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