National Hug a Kevin Day
OCTOBER 10TH
Chandler
It's . It's finally my day, baby!
Ben
Um, that's not your name.
Chandler
Kevin Chandler Stevens
Harper, prepare to hug the fuck out of me when I get home.
And by hug, I mean…
*gif of man gyrating his hips*
Harper
Omg, Chandler. Stop!
Lainey
Harper, are you going to "hug" him hard?
Ben
Are you going to "hug" him all night long?
Harper
Y'all are the worst!
Chandler
We need to hug, Harper. We need to hug badly. It's been too long since we've hugged.
Harper
Yeah, well, our kid is a big ol' hug blocker. We need a hug vacation.
Lainey
Take one!
Harper
When? It's not that easy, Lainey.
Lainey
I swear I can hear the censure in your text. I'm just trying to help you hug your husband.
Harper
I know. Sorry.
Chandler
Man, y'all have put a giant wet blanket on my holiday.
Ben
What about a Vegas vacation? I'll be there the 29th-1st for a Restaurant & Bar Expo. Y'all can join me. I'll be busy during the day, but my nights are free. I can even get tickets for the food and drink exhibition.
Harper
Oh, that sounds awesome, but it's Halloween. I can't miss trick-or-treating. There are only so many dressing-up years.
Chandler
Yeah, thanks for the offer, Ben, but Cassie has already picked out her costume.
Ben
Totally understand.
Lainey
There are direct flights on the 29th & 31st and it'll get you home on Halloween at 1pm. That would give you plenty of time to be ready for trick-or-treating. Y'all should go. I'll watch Cassie.
Harper
We can't. Or could we? Chandler?
Chandler
If we're back early, I don't see why we can't.
Harper
Really??
Chandler
Let's do it!
Harper
*happy dance gif*
Harper:
You're not babysitting, Lainey. You're coming with us. I'll get Mom and Mike to babysit.
Ben
Dad would love that.
Lainey
I have a Halloween holidate. I can’t.
Harper
Dates happen at night. You’ll take the same flight as us.
Chandler
Yeah, Lain, that excuse isn’t going to work. Vegas, baby!!
Lainey
Fine, I’ll go. But I don't want a room near yours. I do not want to hear y'all hugging all night.
Harper
Deal!
Chandler
Harp, we should hug it out tonight to celebrate.
Harper
You put Cassie to bed and I'll hug you real good.
Lainey
For the love of God, pls stop.
Harper
Sounds like someone needs to get hugged.
Lainey
Hug You!