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Calder: You not talking to us now?
Carson: Don’t blame her
Colby: We were jerk-offs
Calder: But you know how Grand-mère is, Zee. She went all Rabid Wolves on our asses
Colby: She’s not answering :(
Calder: We suck
Carson: Harder than Holly from Advanced Calculus.
Calder: LMFAO
Colby: We got Dysons for mouths?
Zee: Guys, if this is your way of making it up to me for BETRAYING me, it’s not working
Colby: We owe you like a trillion
Carson: But with the exchange rate how it is, can we owe you in CAD and not USD?
Colby: Why would she need USD when she’s coming home?
Carson: So, a trillion CAD
Zee: You owe me ten trillion. USD.
Calder: Ouch
Zee: What’s this bull I hear about you tagging, Calder?
Calder: GTG
Zee: Carson, glue his phone to his hand
Carson: I have literal permission to superglue you to your phone, Calder. You know I’m not afraid to do it
Calder: FML
Calder: I hate the Korhonens
Calder: I hate Grand-mère for making you marry one of them
Calder: And there was no way in hell you set fire to the stables. It was only right that I take a stand.
Zee: What was the tag?
Calder: The Bar 9 logo, of course.
Zee: As much as I appreciate you defending my honor, Colton’s not like a regular Korhonen
Zee: AND, in the future, using our logo as a tag is pretty much a signature. As well as an admission of guilt.
Calder: If Colton’s anything like Callan, I’ll need to headbutt him immediately
Zee: No headbutting
Calder: :(
Zee: Colby, I thought you were keeping an eye on Calder.
Colby: Hey, I’m eighteen too and I’m not my brother’s keeper
Zee: I’m twenty-six, live in another country, and I’m still your keeper. The perks of being the eldest.
Colby: *sobs*
Carson: Is this how it’s going to be when you’re home?
Zee: No. I’ll be at the Seven Cs
Colby: You’ll be LIVING there?!
Zee: Colton gave me the choice. I didn’t feel like living with Grand-mère again so behind enemy lines I go
Colby: :O :O :O
Calder: o.O
Carson: :%
Zee: Have I figured out a way to shut you all up?
Zee: How did the open-house event go?
Carson: Calder sprained his wrist.
Zee: FFS
Colby: Carson got into a fight
Calder: Colby fell asleep on a city bus lol. We had to chase it down because we got off without him.
Zee: The only reason you three are still alive is because you’re always together, I swear.
Zee: Nightmares. That’s what you are.
Calder: Awwwww, we wuv you too, sis
Zee: Yeah, yeah
Carson: You gonna start being the responsible sibling?
Zee: Lol, nope.
Zee: Colt says he’ll handle you. That was all it took to get me to agree to the marriage ;)
Calder: You’re okay with this?
Zee: Not particularly, but we do what we have to, don’t we?
Colby: I guess. Grand-mère looks brighter since you signed the agreement
Calder: We were in a lot of debt, huh?
Zee: We were. She didn’t tell you?
Colby: No. Still thinks we’re kids.
Carson: When are you getting married?
Zee: Next week in Saskatoon
Carson: We don’t get to be there?
Calder: *pouts*
Colby: SHE DOESN’T WANT US THERE
Zee: You can attend my wedding when it matters.
Zee: I’ll let you be my ring bearers and everything
Colby: SHE LOVES US AGAIN
Carson: I dunno. We’re not five. Ring bearers, Zee?
Zee: Shuddup. Of course, I love you, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have my own ways of punishing you.
Carson: Now I FEEL the love.
Zee: So you should.
Zee: I also love Grand-mère but I don’t want to see her for a while. That means you have to come to the Seven Cs if you want to hang out with me
Colby: You’ll only get Calder over there if you tell him he can tag something lol
Calder: Sir, yes, sir
Zee: No tagging allowed, hellions
Carson: Hey, do you think this marriage BS is why the old man was here two weeks ago? You know, when Colby backed into that fancy car of his?
Zee: OMG. You did what?!
Calder: *snickers* Colby was overzealous with the clutch. Busted up Clyde’s Porsche.
Carson: The best part was Colby ‘accidentally’ forgetting how a stick shift worked. Clyde had to get into our truck and drive it himself because Colby just kept on ramming into it over and over.
Calder: And over and over :P
Colby: I should have won an Academy Award for best actor
Carson: We didn’t tell Clyde that we’ve been driving on the ranch since we were nine LMAO
Zee: You’re going to be the death of me, I swear to God
Zee: So, you didn’t know about the arranged marriage thing?
Colby: Dude, no
Calder: Fuck, Zee. You think I’d have let her get away with this BS if I knew her game?
Zee: Okay, so you don’t owe me trillions then
Zee: See you soon? (Though I don’t know why I want to!!!!!!!!!)
Calder: For realz
Carson: Hey, we got your back, sis
Colby: But if you could loan us a couple hundred bucks to fix our quarter panel, you’d be the best sister in the world.
Zee: You have some freakin’ nerve, kid.
*Zee sends $400*
Zee: I can’t afford more.
Colby: Can confirm we have the best sister
Carson: 100%
Calder: Legit