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Carson: Feel like being the best big sis in the world and taking us into Pigeon Creek, Zee?
Zee: You have a truck.
Colby: We HAD a truck
Zee: What did you do to it?
Calder: Technically, Colby and I did nothing.
Colby: We’re the innocent, injured parties.
Zee: Why don’t I believe you?
Carson: Because you’re a wise woman
Carson: Who doesn’t believe slanderous lies.
Zee: Don’t lay it on too thick, Carson lol. What happened?
Calder: Carson decided to use deodorant on our serpentine belt
Zee: You’re using English words but it’s not the same language as mine.
Zee: Huh?
Calder: Our serpentine belt was squeaking.
Colby: Carson saw a video online that said if you rub deodorant on it, the squeak will stop.
Zee: O.o
Colby: That is an accurate representation of our faces, Zee.
Colby: Especially as we only just got it back. Dumbass decided to do his magic trick that same night!
Carson: Long story short, we don’t have a truck anymore.
Colby: And we learned a hard lesson that not every hack on the internet works lol
Calder: No. No ‘lol,’ Colby. This isn’t funny. We have to catch the bus again for school.
Carson: Ugh
Zee: Want me to ask Colton to have a look at it?
Colby: Nah. Don’t waste his time.
Zee: I’m sure it wouldn’t be the highlight of his day, lol, but he’s kind and appears to be good with his hands
Calder: Ewwww
Zee: Calder! I didn’t mean in that way.
Carson: Damn, sis. Need me to talk to him? Mano a mano?
Zee: NO! And that doesn’t mean what you think it does.
Zee: I’ve seen him fixing a tractor is all I was saying. Jeez, you guys.
Colby: You could do that and we could thank him, but you could also take us into Pigeon Creek…
Zee: When I say I’d prefer to stick pins in my eyes…
Colby: No fun
Zee: Which part of being treated like Quasimodo would make you think I want to spend any time in town?
Carson: But we’re your STRANDED baby brothers
Zee: And?
Calder: Heartless woman.
Zee: In this, definitely. I’ll tell Colt to come over and help you guys out.
Calder: No!
Zee: Why not?
Calder: He’d learn that we broke it twice.
Zee: Huh?
Calder: Colt’s already bailed it out of the garage after we paid to have it fixed.
Colby: And he was big on being responsible the last time.
Zee: Clearly, he was asking for too much.
Zee: You’re enjoying hanging out with him?
Colby: Sometimes. He teaches us how to do stuff.
Zee: Like?
Colby: He taught us how to shoot.
Calder: That was cool as shit
Carson: Is shit cool?
Calder: When it’s not fresh from the source, yup.
Zee: *shudders*
Zee: What else?
Colby: Taught us how to fix a fence post properly. That was boring but we’d been doing it wrong.
Carson: Colby didn’t listen though, so Colt had to teach us how to wrangle forty head of cattle back to where they were supposed to be.
Calder: So, please don’t tell him about the serpentine belt, sis? He already thinks we’re morons and we’re trying to impress him.
Zee: Why?
Calder: We want a raise.
Carson: And it’s not looking good, what with him bailing us out already with the truck once this month.
Zee: No, I can see your problem.
Carson: So, can you?
Zee: Can I… what?
Carson: Give us a ride into town.
Zee: Nope. You’ll have to save up to get it fixed. This is obviously a teaching moment and I’m not interfering lol.
Calder: What do we do in the meantime? This is so unfair. Carson’s the idiot! But we’re all getting punished.
Zee: I’m sure there’s some girl whose good nature you can abuse who’ll give you a ride
Calder: Ouch!
Carson: A stunning indictment of our characters
Zee: Am I wrong?
Colby: Tracy would give us a ride if you called her, Carson
Carson: NO WAY. She’s clingier than a jellyfish and her sting is twice as hard.
Zee: There you go. Call Tracy
Carson: Didn’t you read what I said?
Zee: You’re speaking that language again. The one I don’t use…
Colby: Who’s going to tell Colt?
Calder: I will. Carson almost shot him and you caught him in the lasso. That means he owes me a favor.
Zee: Your logic is terrifying.
Calder: ^^