Bonus Epilogue
BONUS EPILOGUE
Hayes
There’s a vast difference between living a life of obligation and living a life of joy.
I’ve found I prefer the latter.
Even when it comes with two hundred screaming adolescents hyped-up on sugar sitting in an outdoor amphitheater for campfire skits and the end of the summer marshmallow roast.
Yes, yes, I’ve spent most of the summer hiding in the main house or the offices, or utilizing the private areas that Begonia insisted be roped off from the campers—and by roped off , she means triple-gated with fences and hedges and trees and monitored with cameras and motion detectors like a prison , because she did grow up as a camper and knows what they’re capable of.
And we do enjoy all manners of adult activities inside and out of the old farmhouse that we’ve renovated.
But it’s been a remarkably good first summer of camp, especially considering this is the last place that would’ve ever crossed my mind as a place I’d be happily settled with a woman I found naked in my bathroom just over a year ago.
I insisted we add a few touches as only Razzle Dazzle can, and so the camp food is edible, the beds are comfortable, and the entertainment has been top-notch.
It’s been a lot of hard work, but at my entire family’s insistence, we’ve intentionally taken a loss on this division in order to fully staff the project and keep Begonia and myself from overworking ourselves.
I barely make forty hours most weeks.
Begonia, meanwhile, squeezes seventy-four thousand hours into every single day, and still has time to sit and eat dinner with me each night, walk our private trails on the land surrounding the campsite that I’ve acquired for additional privacy, and dance beneath the stars while the woodland creatures watch.
Plus, I insist she takes at least a week off every month. Call it privilege if you must.
I call it making sure Begonia takes time to experience the world instead of making her world solely exist inside the camp boundaries.
We often head to Maine, but we’ve also been to Portugal, Argentina, Hawaii, Iceland, Japan, New Zealand, and a number of European countries, some merely for dinner and the plane ride.
But not Paris.
Despite my regular contributions of a dollar here or five dollars there, and her comfortable camp art director salary that she insists is too much, Begonia is still somehow three years from saving enough for Paris.
It seems she can’t help donating to good causes when she has a few dollars in the bank, which suits me just fine.
And I utterly adore watching her occasionally count her piggy bank, and then yell at me when she realizes I’ve helped.
We’ve also seen the world’s largest ball of string, spent a week at Razzle Dazzle Village with Hyacinth and her family, took a train ride through the Rocky Mountains, attempted to learn fly fishing, got lost in Tennessee and accidentally crashed a wedding, and got lost in Iowa and accidentally crashed a funeral.
I’ve never known so much joy in my life, nor had beverages so regularly come out my nose at the dinner table, as I have since finding Begonia singing in my bathroom.
Full disclosure: the nose beverages are generally a result of Hyacinth’s visits, and not because Begonia enjoys torturing me.
I’m beverage-free as I stand at the edge of the campfire circle, which is a phrase that does not do the amphitheater justice.
Three teenage girls have just re-enacted a pivotal scene from the latest Razzle Dazzle film on the stage, and Hyacinth has shoved her youngest at me so that she can clap the loudest. “That was way better than any acting Jonas Rutherford has ever done!” she calls.
“I can hear you, Hy,” Jonas says from my other side.
“She’s aware,” my mother tells him dryly.
Begonia, who couldn’t possibly let the final campfire of the season go without insisting her job as art director also made her final campfire director tonight, squints past the campfire, trying to see us.
“Would you look at that?” she says to the campers.
“I think my twin sister’s here. I can’t see her, but that sounded like her. Who wants to see me get doubled?”
All forty-two million pre-teens and teenagers erupt in screams of joy.
To meet Begonia is to love her, and I’m reasonably confident she knows every last camper by name.
“This suits Begonia,” my mother says as Hyacinth leaves two of her children with us and bounds down the stairs.
It’s odd how natural it feels to hold her baby, who’s a slobbery little boy with mischief written in every ounce of his being.
Unless he’s cuddling, which he’s perfectly content to do right now, and I’m perfectly content to let him.
“She’d try anything, but you’re right,” I say to my mother. “This definitely suits her.”
“It’s fucking late,” Dani says, earning a shh from her honorary third grandma, aka my mother.
Jerry huffs up to join us, Leo dragging behind him. “Did I miss it? We had a potty problem.”
He’s a decent guy. Not my first choice for poker night, but then, I’m not the poker night type, so we get along pretty well.
Hyacinth hits the stage with Begonia, and the adolescents go wild.
“She loves this camp,” Jerry says. “It’s a really good thing you make it pretty clear you can only handle one woman, because Hy would dump me for this camp.”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Jerry,” my mother says. “Hyacinth would never leave you for this camp or for Hayes. He gives terrible foot rubs. And she’s too busy to fully appreciate camp. Now, once your little ones are old enough to be campers…”
“Crap. I’ve gotta up my game.”
Begonia introduces Hyacinth, and the two of them fall into an old routine that I’ve seen dozens of times, but never the same show twice.
It’s stories about their time at camp when they were younger, their favorite skits, their most embarrassing moments, and hints of the trouble they got into that they won’t tell the campers about, in case the campers come back next year.
“Don’t get in trouble,” Begonia says to the four hundred million teens and pre-teens.
Hyacinth winks at them.
The crowd roars with laughter.
“This calls for an interruption if you want this place still standing before the corporate retreats start,” my father murmurs to me.
I rub my thumb over the velvet box in my pocket. “It does, doesn’t it?”
“You sure you want to do this?” Jonas asks.
While I’ve had a fantastic year, he has not.
Turns out, we Rutherfords are better at navigating public scandals than we thought.
Or possibly we’re getting better at letting people see that we’re not perfect, and that’s exactly as it should be.
“I’ve never been more sure about anything in my life,” I tell him. “Here. Hold the little guy.”
He smiles and takes the sleepy bundle. “Good sign.”
I head down the closest stairway, following in Hyacinth’s footsteps to the stage, where Begonia gasps softly.
“Well, this is unusual,” she says, meeting me at the edge and holding out a hand to help me up.
“Look at this. We get the man responsible for Camp Funshine’s reincarnation himself.
Now, go easy on Mr. Rutherford, okay? He doesn’t like big crowds. ”
She beams at me, her nose wrinkling a little as if she’s asking what I’m up to, and I give her a peck on the cheek that makes the kids around us erupt in cheers.
“Always wondered if that would happen,” I murmur to her.
“What brings you to the stage?” she whispers back.
“I missed you.”
That smile melts me every time.
“Begonia didn’t introduce Mr. Rutherford here properly,” Hyacinth announces. “He’s actually her b-o-y-f-r-i-e-n-d .”
The kids squeal even louder.
“We know! We saw them k-i-s-s-i-n-g ,” one of the teenagers yells.
Hyacinth fake-gasps. “Scandalous!”
“Truly,” I agree.
It’s odd being on a stage, and I still don’t know how Jonas does this—or Begonia, for that matter, as she’s out here for campfire skits at least every other week—but her hand is slipped in mine, and she squeezes lightly while she makes a face at the audience.
“Okay, okay, calm down. Grown-ups are allowed to date. And kiss.”
“And grown-ups also—” someone starts in the audience, but Begonia’s on it.
“Ernie Brown, if you finish that sentence, you don’t get to meet any other special guests tonight.”
Half the kids snicker.
“Now,” she continues, “since our dear Mr. Rutherford has come all the way up to the stage—for the first time all summer , I might add—let’s see what he has to say.” She smiles at me. “And the floor is yours.”
I look out over the mass of bodies in the dark, some illuminated by the fire, some farther back and merely shapes and shadows.
And then I look back at Begonia.
“Actually, I’d prefer to just talk to you.”
My voice carries, and I hear whispers around us.
Begonia’s nose twitches again, and so do her eyebrows. “Right here?”
“It does seem to be one of your favorite places.”
And there’s that smile again. “I have many favorite places.”
“That’s true,” Hyacinth chimes in.
“She’s notorious,” Jerry calls from the top of the amphitheater.
“Would you two please let him talk?” my mother says.
“Do you realize you’re surrounded by people who adore you?” I ask my beautiful bluebell.
She blinks once, and her smile grows wider. “And surrounded by people that I adore in return. This isn’t where either of us thought we’d be when we met, is it?”
“Not at all.”
I’m smiling too as I glance around at the kids again. Some are bouncing. Grins and smirks abound in this little amphitheater tonight.
“Is he gonna kiss her again?” someone whispers loudly.
“I hope not,” Hyacinth whispers back, just as loudly. “Ew.”
“What I hope,” I say, turning to the audience again, “is that each of you has learned a fraction of what I learn every day about the world and how to live life to the fullest, for having had the privilege of spending it with this lovely woman here.”
I squeeze her hand while more squeals and aww s rise around us.
“Hayes,” she whispers.