14. Interlude
INTERLUDE
Rory
Eva met a booooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Sage
!!!
Vi
*heart emoji* *heart emoji* *heart emoji*
Tell us!
Eva
I hate you, Rory.
Rory
No you don’t.
Eva
He’s on the hockey team.
Rory
How was your study date?
Eva
Why isn’t this a private text?
Rory
Because if I don’t bully you into happiness, you’ll never take it.
Sage
*thumbs up emoji*
Vi
*100 emoji*
Eva
I don’t have time to date!
Rory
He’s *fire emoji* *fire emoji* *fire emoji*
Did he treat you right?
Eva
I like him. A lot.
Now can we drop this?
Rory
How’d it go fr fr?
Eva
Really well. So well.
Rory
!!!!! Get it!!!
Vi
WAIT! Is that why you were all red and giggly during bio-chem?
Eva
I plead the fifth.
Sage
About fucking time.