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Helena
Bertram
Why?
Helena
Because we don’t need a size comparison for what 7.75kg is. 7.75kg is 7.75kg. It’s self-explanatory.
Bertram
Yes but I don’t see V-2 every day because she wants to kill me, and I like to imagine what size she is at this point.
Helena
Okay. Imagine she’s 7.75kg.
This is going to be used as supplementary materials in our article and it’s not professional to explain how basic measurements work.
Bertram
Oh, but it’s professional to put—and this is literal copy/paste so don’t even start—“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ifautautzurahraurzjfajtxitsutsutsingdjgsjtzjfzfxuuzursjfshr”
Helena
Okay but I’m going to delete that
Bertram
Okay then I’ll delete the size comparisons
Helena
As long as you delete them, that’s fine.
But don’t forget to delete them.
Bertram
Okay great in an alternate universe where you and my mother don’t proofread this ninety million times before publication and there’s ANY chance in twelve hells that you somehow wouldn’t catch it, I will personally go through and make sure all size comparisons are deleted.
Helena
That’s all I can ask for.