Two Exes, One Owl-Bear

49. DATE 15/12/29

Scientist B gave Scientist A a hug, and she cried, because his hugs are so amazing and so is he.

ADDENDUM: Correlation does NOT equal causation. Scientist A was crying because of allergies.

ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM: Correlation does not ALWAYS equal causation, and it is noteworthy that Scientist A’s tears began exactly when Scientist B put his arms around Scientist A.

ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM TO THE ADDENDUM: Yes, because Scientist A’s aforementioned allergies include a reaction to egomaniacs PLEASE LET’S REMEMBER TO DELETE THIS.