66. [texts]

Bertram

hi Diana, sounds like you and Helena had a great time tonight!

Diana

yeah it was super fun!!! She’s so sweet and smart I’m like totally in love with her

Bertram

forgive me if this is prying, but I assume “in love with her” is some degree of hyperbole

Diana

Yeah, totally, lol

Bertram

But with the understanding that it’s hyperbole, do you mean it hyperbolically romantically or platonically?

Diana

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why do you ask?

Bertram

Just wondering

Did the two of you talk about me at all, by any chance? Helena implied that the two of you may have talked about me, so I was just wondering what all was said exactly.

Diana

Yeaaaahhhh sooooooooo like I’m not really a couple’s counselor here?

my thing is kinda just like sowing discord and chaos and stuff and just like love and lust in a “getting the ball rolling, setting things in motion” kinda way?

so, like, proposing a threesome? Def yes. Very fun, 10/10 highly recommend

(the proposing of the threesome, not a threesome itself)

but helping yall work out your interpersonal shit on a deep personal level? Communicate like adults.

good luuUUUuuuUUUck!

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