Unclench Me Softly

Four Things You Should Never Do on a Full Moon （and Why）

A very serious warning from Bliss, who learned these things the hard way

Start a group text with your exes

—The moon sees your delusion. Mercury is probably watching. Don’t invite chaos in a crop top.

Perform a release ritual while wearing synthetic lace

—Fire safety matters. Your aura isn’t flame-retardant.

Emotionally text a man who hasn’t earned his root chakra access

—You deserve someone who’s done their inner cub work. Not Chad from accounting.

Trim your bangs

—It’s not transformation. It’s trauma with scissors.