What Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor Says About Your Favorite Sexual Position
A fully channeled reading by Bliss, who once received this intel while spiritually climaxing next to a pint of Cherry Chocolate Chunk
Chocolate (Dark): You’re emotionally intense and spiritually feral. You like eye contact, deep strokes, and confessions whispered while someone’s buried inside you. Favorite Position: Missionary with wrists pinned and a sacred amount of emotional ruin.
Vanilla: Classic. Clean. Underrated. You want it soft, steady, and with intention. You pretend it’s about subtlety, but when the rhythm hits? You ascend. Favorite Position: Spooning. Slow. Deep. Reverent. Bonus points for forehead kisses and mutual sobbing.
Strawberry: You’re flirty, sweet, and secretly depraved. You giggle mid-sex and still somehow end up on top, riding like it’s a fertility ritual. Favorite Position: Cowgirl. Preferably in a moonlit meadow. Or sacred steam dome.
Cookies & Cream: You are duality incarnate: soft and savage. You want to be bent over something sturdy while also emotionally held. Favorite Position: Bent-over-anything? with one hand on your hip and one on your soul.
Cherry Chocolate Chunk: You are chaos in a robe. You crave connection, filth, and maybe a man growling praise into your ear while dragging your orgasm out like a sacred ceremony. Favorite Position: Blindfolded. Hands tied. Face-down in trust. You want the universe inside you. Slowly.
Coconut or Dairy-Free Anything: You’re deeply specific, maybe allergic to commitment, and probably into tantric edging. You like sex that’s part science, part spell, and ends in crying (from pleasure). Favorite Position: Cross-legged lap-sitting, facing each other, breathing in sync while whispering filth with a purpose.
Mint Chocolate Chip: You pretend you’re fine. You are not. You want to be wrecked. Gently. By someone who reads aftercare manuals for fun. Favorite Position: Pinned to a wall with praise in your ear and both of you pretending it’s not a spiritual awakening.
Banana Anything: You’re a menace. A freak. You have never made it through a guided meditation without imagining it dirtier. Favorite Position: Reverse cowgirl while saying something emotionally compromising. You want to be watched. And worshipped. At the same time.
Birthday Cake / Anything with Sprinkles: You are whimsical, dangerous, and probably led someone into a life-altering orgasm without taking your robe off. Favorite Position: Whatever gets the most noise and eye contact. Could be missionary. Could be riding their face. You are the ceremony.