Darling-Thirst Support Group Chat
Benji: You left your shirt at the pool.
Jett: You can keep it. Wear it. Think about me.
Rhys: What the fuck.
Benji: I’ll wash it for you.
Jett: Of course you will.
Rhys: I left my sunglasses.
Jett: She probably took them. Only way you’re getting those back is if you fuck her for ‘em.
Rhys: Excuse me???
Jett: Rules are rules, doc.
Benji: She never gave me back my shirt either.
Jett: Then you didn’t fuck her right.
Rhys: What even is this group.
Benji: She still has your hat. And both gloves.
Jett: How the fuck do you know that?
Benji: She dances in them. Nude.
Rhys: I’m blocking both of you.
Jett: Bout time.
Rhys: Is she with you?
Jett: Nope.
Benji: Not yet.
Rhys: Yet?
Benji: She has a key. Nights are long.