Bradshaw Family Group Chat
Tucker
i think i won the baby holding contest
Tobias
It wasn’t a contest. If it was, we all know I would have won. You saw the way Mary Beth smiled at me.
Walker
SHE SMILED AT YOU BECAUSE SHE HAD GAS.
Tobias
She smiled at me because I’m not an asshole who is still using caps lock.
Mariah
She smiled because she loves all her uncles.
Tobias
Especially the one with a swimming pool.
Tucker
you shit and fell back in it wait till she sees what i’ve got
Trevor
You pricks are all focused on the wrong thing I got Mariah the best gift
Titus
If my kids’ first words are shit, prick, and asshole, I’m blaming each of you, and no one will be the favorite uncle.
Walker
I DIDN’T SAY A SINGLE BAD WORD.
Tobias
That’s because you’re too busy YELLING everything.
Mom
If you boys are going to fight over Marybeth and Mitchell, I guess we’re going to need some more babies to keep the arguing to a minimum.
Walker
Seen at 5:04
Tucker
Seen at 5:04
Trevor
Seen at 5:04
Tobias
Now that you ran everyone else off, I’ve got something I want to talk to you about. Give me a call.