BIG GUNS CHAT
Boys. I made it to the house but you'll never believe what I'm about to tell you.
CROSBY
Your left pinky toe is longer than your big toe.
DUNCAN
Gross dude! Is that true?
FELIX
Is that even physically possible?
What?
CROSBY
Bodes, you said to guess so I did.
EMMETT
How does this stuff even come to you?
No, my feet are normal.
Jo is here.
DUNCAN
Jo who?
Hamilton
CROSBY
Oh shit, really?
DUNCAN
Dude! She's so hot.
FELIX
The same Jo Hamilton you share updates with us about? Almost like you’re keeping tabs on her.
CROSBY
*biting nails while waiting for your response*
The same Jo Hamilton I've known forever, yes. I am proud to support her career, not keeping tabs or anything weird.
But that's not the point.
FELIX
What is?
She wants me to leave the house but I was here first. And I need the break. And I don't want to.
EMMETT
Ask her to leave.
I don't think it's that easy.
CROSBY
No, you need to make her leave.
Yeah, like I said, she's not gonna do it.