Chapter 14
The Group Chat
Vince
Vince: Hey. Question. Hypothetically, how do you stop yourself from falling in love?
Gary: Vince.
Wayne: Great. Another hypothetical. Have you tried telling Sam about Andy?
Vince: Sam already knows about Andy.
Wayne: Sam does not KNOW about Andy. What'd you tell her?
Eli: Hook me up with Andy. Problem solved.
Gary: We’ve been over this, hun. The answer is to walk away.
Aubrey: Can we add Andrew to the group chat?
Cynthia: YES!
Eli: Make sure to share the chat history.
Vince: Holy shit, is that a thing?
Vince: Don't add him. Please.
Vince: How is that a solution, adding him to our group chat, Aubrey?
Frank: I actually do think adding him will help, Vince...
Gary: I’m not sharing our chat history, Eli. Stop scaring him.
Vince: Don't add him.
Frank: Can you all at least agree to behave once he’s added? You'll scare him off.
Eli: Absolutely not.
Aubrey: That’s no fun.
Vince: Don't. Add. Him.
Todd: I can't believe this is happening.
Gary has added Andrew Parker to Campers Group Chat.
Andrew: Hi?
Aubrey: Aaaaah. Omg I’m so excited you’re on here.
Wayne: Hi Andy. You’re really going to regret being on this group, dude.
Eli: Hi Andy.
Cynthia: Welcome Andy!
Andrew: It’s Andrew, actually.
Todd: I'm living for this.
Wayne: Why is Vince is always calling you Andy?
Andrew: I don’t know. He’s kind of a dork.
Frank: Good to know you're big on boundaries, Vince.
Aubrey: Vince really is a huge dork.
Vince: I’ll show you something huge, Aubrey.
Andrew: You joke about that a lot, Vince. Overcompensating for something?
Wayne: Hahahaha
Cynthia: YES
Vince: No. I’m not.
Vince: I’m not overcompensating.
Eli: Your car supports this theory, my man.
Andrew: If Vince’s car isn’t overcompensating for something, I don’t know what is.
Wayne: Dude is straight roasting you, Vince.
Gary: Can we stop being rude in the group chat?
Vince: Andy, I hate you.
Aubrey: Well now, that’s not what you said earlier.
Cynthia: Not at all what he said earlier.
Andrew: What did he say earlier?
Vince: Stop. I'm serious.
Eli: We like you Andrew. You’ll fit in here.
Aubrey: Come to the campout, pretty please!
Andrew: I'll be there!
Frank: Welcome to the group, Andrew.