Chapter 26
The Group Chat
Vince
Vince: Can you still ground your kid if they’re almost eighteen?
Vince: My oldest is out of control.
Vince: I just had to call the cops on her for taking my car to get it back.
Cynthia: Seriously?
Eli: You're the only one here with kids, man. Good luck getting proper advice.
Todd: Eli is such a good friend.
Aubrey: Eli tried to dance with Wayne at Tony’s Nightclub last night and ended up getting kicked out by the bouncers.
Eli: Shut up, both of you.
Wayne: I told him to stop, and he doubled down. I didn’t have a choice but to flag them down.
Aubrey: Did it hurt when they threw you onto the curb for spitting at them, Eli?
Eli: Did it hurt when Todd broke up with you for being a bad lay back in high school, Aubrey?
Wayne: What?
Cynthia: Eli...
Todd: Are you serious?
Gary: Eli, that’s enough.
Eli: Did it hurt when Todd wouldn’t dance with you on the stage last night and you had to suck off some other dude in the bathroom instead?
Frank: Eli, you’re about to get kicked off the group chat.
Eli: Did it hurt being the shortest guy dancing on stage? Did they even give you the height clearance to be up there?
Aubrey: I hate you.
Eli: I hate you too.
Eli: You have no right to talk to me the way you do.
Eli: I don’t know why you think you’re so much better than me, and I’m tired of putting up with you.
Aubrey: You’re the one who’s bullying me!!!
Aubrey: Todd, say something!
Gary: You’re all acting like children. Can we calm down, please?
Andrew: Vince, message me and I’ll help you with advice on Malia.
Vince: Thank you, Andy. :) :) :)
Andrew: You’re welcome.
Vince: :)
Cynthia: That’s an alarming level of smiley faces for you there, Vince.
Wayne: Cute.
Gary: Aww, look how adorable Vince is.
Vince: Stop.
Cynthia: I approve of every single smiley.
Wayne: Ten bucks says he's blushing.
Vince: Stop.
Andrew: ....lol