All the Plastic Chairs
All the Plastic Chairs
“Hi, it’s Eve Monroe, here for blood tests.”
“Of course, if you could just run your eyes over this form and sign at the bottom? Then please take a seat on one of those plastic chairs.”
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“Hello, I’m here to see my consultant, Dr. Cunningham. My name is Eve Monroe.”
“Very good, if you could just check the form and sign it and then you and your partner can go and sit on those plastic chairs.”
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“Hello, I’m here for radiation therapy.”
“No problem. If I can give you this form to look over and sign, then just take a seat on those plastic chairs and we’ll be ready for you shortly.”
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“Hello, I’m Eve Monroe, I’m here to pick up chemotherapy drugs.”
“Absolutely. We will process this as quickly as we can. Meanwhile, please go and sit on those plastic chairs.”
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“Hello, it’s Eve Monroe for an MRI scan.”
“Of course. Please fill in this safety questionnaire, then take a seat on the plastic chairs over there.”
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“Hello, it’s Eve Monroe for the plastic chairs. Sorry, I mean, for a flat white.”