13. Eden
EDEN
St. Trewery Thunders
Kaan
Dude, why didn’t you tell me you had a thing for my sister’s best friend?! @EdenDK
Sharma
Yo, I just saw the pictures??? They’re so cute!
KJ
Balik’s sister?!
Sharma
No, her best friend @KJ
Amir Khan
What are we talking about?
Kaan
Eden’s fucking my sister’s best friend.
Amir Khan
Lol what?
Sharma
You know, the one Asiya calls “The Devil”? Her. Eden posted a picture of her to his story.
Kaan
That was yesterday!!
Kaan
There’s a new one of them together. Did you guys not see it yet???
Sharma
Hard launch!!!!
Amir Khan
I can’t see his story.
Amir Khan
@EdenDK did you block me or something??
KJ
They look so cute though
Kaan
@AmirKhan Wdym you can’t see his story?
Dmtri:
Good morning
KJ
IT’S 3 PM?! @Dmtri
Dmtri
It’s Tuesday.
Kaan
Guys, can we get back to the actual topic, please?
Sharma
Didn’t Asiya say anything?
Eden
Asiya doesn’t know
Kaan
How do you know?
Kaan
WAIT
EDEN, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sharma
You could’ve told us you were thinking about dating her @EdenDK
I would’ve planned a cute date for you!
Dmtri
Does anyone know a good breakfast spot?
KJ
@Dmtri, it’s 3 PM. Breakfast times are way over.
Kaan
@EdenDK?????
Are you there?
You’re lucky practice is off today. Just wait for tomorrow, Eden
Eden
Calm down, Kaan. It’s not like I’m dating Asiya
Besides, we’re supposed to be at the arena in thirty minutes, aren’t we?
Sharma
@Kaan they look so cute together, what’s your problem???
Kaan
Huh? Practice is off!
Amir Khan
@Kaan Practice is off, the tournament isn’t…
Kaan
Fuck
You’re right… Forgot about the tournament
Sharma
How do you forget about that?
KJ
I didn’t know we had a problem with one of us dating someone. Aren’t we supposed to be happy for King?
Amir Khan
Wait, we’re not????
Eden
I’m confused
Dmtri
Seriously, guys, I’m starving
Kaan
@Sharma To answer your first question: according to Eden’s record of girlfriends, The Devil’s a total bitch. Once Asiya finds out, she’ll somehow find a reason to kill me for it!
Sharma
Ay, her name’s Alana
Kaan
@Sharma And to answer your second question: I don’t know, man. How the fuck did I forget about that stupid Christmas charity tournament?!
Sharma
@Kaan It’s just… the only thing Coach and all of us have been talking about non-stop for months. No biggie xx
Amir Khan
@EdenDK can you unblock me?
Eden
You’re not blocked
Sharma
@EdenDK you sure Alana’s being serious?
Eden
Yeah
KJ
Aww
Sharma
Our child is growing up, guys!!
Kaan
I’m scared of my sister, okay? Imagine Alana turns out to be just another fame-chasing bitch. Asiya’s going to want to cry to me about it and I don’t know how to console someone
Amir Khan
But like… Eden posted the pictures, right?
Sharma
OH YEAH
OMG HE’S IN LOVE!
Kaan
I’m so dead.
Dmtri
Does anyone have eggs? Preferably cooked already
Eden
@Dmtri just go to a bakery at this point
Dmtri
Right, will do! Anyone want to come with me?
Sharma
Fuck yeah! I’ll be the passenger princess, though!
Dmtri
Ok
Sharma
Anyone want something for the bus ride?
Eden
Get me a coffee, please
Amir Khan
Some sweet treats pls
KJ
Anything edible
Sharma
Will do!
Dmtri
What if I don’t want to go grocery shopping for everyone?
Sharma
Not my problem. Drivers drive… they don’t complain. @Dmtri
KJ
Quick question: Are we still mad at Eden?????
Eden
We were mad at me?
Santiago
What did I miss?
Peter M.
By the way, didn’t Eden and Alana just meet? Like at the Delta Chi party?
KJ
Did they??
Sharma
Awww
Kaan
YO YOU’RE RIGHT! @PeterM.
@EdenDK WTF?! It has only been, what? Two weeks? What are you doing?!
Santiago
All caught up now. So are we going to steal Tori’s laptop or something? So she can’t write another article about Eden once Alana dumps him for someone else?
Amir Khan
@Santiago Tori Caldwell?
Santiago
Yes. The one with the blog
Amir Khan
Shit, she’s going to ruin Eden’s life as soon as his relationship ends
Eden
It’s not going to end
Sharma
Omg
KJ
Alana seems like a real one
Kaan
Yes but they’ve known each other for a solid second
Dmtri
Kaan’s right
Peter M.
It is pretty rushed
Sharma
Louisa’s going to talk to her! She’ll let us know if Alana’s a real one
Eden
I hate you guys