Chapter 48
48
Elite Group Chat
*Rush added Bodhi to the chat*
Jamie: Malibu Barbie in da house!
Ryan: About time you got here, bro.
Rush: Welcome, Bodes. This chat will take over your phone.
Lars: Hey, Bodhi.
Bodhi: Hey, brah.
Wes: Are you two, like, friends now?
Bodhi: We’re bros.
Prism: *peace sign emoji*
Win: It’s impossible to dislike Lars.
Max: If any more people join this chat, my phone will self-destruct.
Rory: Hey, Bodhi!
Madison: Are we still meeting at the theater building tomorrow? I’ll show you around the costume department.
Bodhi: Bodacious.
Madison: Does that mean yes?
Bodhi: *laugh emoji* Yes.
Bodhi: Are you guys sure you want me here?
Rush: Why wouldn’t we?
Bodhi: I’m not Elite. Not anymore.
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Jamie: Elite fam is for life.
Wes: Get comfortable.
Jess: Let’s have a movie night!
Jamie: Hope you like scary movies, Malibu.
Bodhi: Is Emmett invited?
Rush: Movies with my FIL. *green face emoji*
Wes: Bros, Coach would never hang out with us.
Landry: You should ask him, Bodhi.
Rush: Are you sure, little siren?
Landry: Yes, I’m sure. I know he’s the coach and my dad… but he can be our friend too. Right?
Jess: Right! He probably knows about some old classics we haven’t seen.
Prism: *laugh emoji*
Arsen: Don’t call Coach old to his face, Jess. He’ll blow his whistle at you.
Kruger: And then I’ll have to leave him a nasty voicemail like Arsen.
Jess: That’s not what I meant.
Kruger: Bros. Bad news.
Rory: Oh, is everything okay?
Prism: *sad face emoji*
Kruger: My Lady Jane got canceled.
Madison: What’s My Lady Jane ?
Jamie: Skkkrttttttttt. Bro! You said you weren’t gonna tell these women about this.
Kruger: It’s my depression talking.
Arsen: Let it out, bro.
Ryan: This is a safe space.
Rory: Someone better explain.
Jess: My Lady Jane is a show we were streaming. It is so good. So funny!
Rory: Oh, I heard someone talking about it the other day on campus.
Kruger: It got canceled. Kinda hurt my feelings.
Wes: Is this the show with the ass wipers?
Max: WTF
Win: *laughing emoji*
Prism: Groom of the stool.
Max: I’ve tried to leave this chat so many times.
Lars: I thought you said you didn’t like that show, Kruger?
Kruger: Well, then it was taken away.
Rory: Let’s watch it together.
Madison: Yes!
Jamie: I’d rather watch something scary.
Win: Someone wiping someone else’s ass is scary.
Jamie: Point.
Bodhi: Em said he’ll come.
Max: You got him totally whipped.
Bodhi: We could do it here at our place. The new couch is huge.
Landry: There’s a coffee table and everything now!
Max: Whipped.
Jess: Just name the time, and we’ll be there.
Jamie: Tell Coach I’m hungry.
Bodhi: He said bring your own snacks.
Jamie: I thought we were friends now.
Ryan: I’ll order pizza.
Bodhi: … Tonight?
Max: I’m busy.
Wes: No, he isn’t.
Win: We’ll be there.
Bodhi: Hey, ah, bros…
Ryan: What’s up?
Bodhi: I know I was kinda horrible in the beginning. Thanks for giving me another chance.
Ryan: Rush was way worse than you.
Rush: Excuse me?
Ryan: Totaled my Jeep and everything.
Rush: I paid for that.
Prism: *laugh emoji*
Jamie: It’s all good, Malibu. We’re glad it all worked out.
Kruger: We’re also glad Coach is getting some on the regular now and is in a better mood.
Landry: Ewwww!
Bodhi: See you guys later?
Rory: See you soon!