Trickie Nickies
Soba: NIKKKKKK. You drop passes like my grandma drops bingo chips
Loving: Bro had TWO balls hit him in the hands and he said “nah, I’m good”. You should give that reporter friend of yours two balls. I bet she’d hold onto them
Me: Y’all got jokes, huh? It’s called strategic distraction. I had to make the defense think I wasn’t a threat. Chess, not checkers
Soba: If you haven’t noticed, you’re a football player, not an old man in the park. Get it together, man
Loving: FR tho, are your gloves made of butter, or was that a personal choice?
Me: Keep it up. Next game, I’m stiff-arming one of y’all into next week
Loving: You gotta catch the ball first, King Fumblehands
Me: Okay okay, roast me while you can. Just remember who pulled that 50-yard TD two weeks ago
Soba: And what did you tell the reporter? *clears throat* One day you’re a hero, next day you’re a zero
Loving: I saw that interview. That reporter? That’s his girl.
Me: She’s not my girl
Soba: Wait! The hot one with dark hair? Damn, brooooo. You can pull ‘em
Me: Speaking of pulling, how’s the wife?
Soba: Very satisfied and hopefully knocked up
Me: …
Loving: …
Soba: There’s no pulling OUT when I’m around
Loving: Too much sex will drain you. Careful out there
Soba: Says the guy who pulled a hammy during warmups
Me: Speaking of, anyone know what’s up with Miller on your squad, Loving? Saw he didn’t suit up. And I saw Johnson was riding the pine
Loving: Miller’s nursing an ankle, probably out 1-2. They’re releasing the info at today’s press conference. Johnson’s got a groin thing, but it’s not public yet. You didn’t hear it from me
Soba: We hear everything from you. You’re more on point than ESPN
Loving: You didn’t hear about butter fingers from me
Soba: Nah, we saw that shit live!
Me: I’m blocking all of y’all until I score next game. Then it’s victory memes and receipts. Watch
Loving: We’ll believe it when we see it…And hopefully catch it, unlike you