Trickie Nickies

Soba: NIKKKKKK. You drop passes like my grandma drops bingo chips

Loving: Bro had TWO balls hit him in the hands and he said “nah, I’m good”. You should give that reporter friend of yours two balls. I bet she’d hold onto them

Me: Y’all got jokes, huh? It’s called strategic distraction. I had to make the defense think I wasn’t a threat. Chess, not checkers

Soba: If you haven’t noticed, you’re a football player, not an old man in the park. Get it together, man

Loving: FR tho, are your gloves made of butter, or was that a personal choice?

Me: Keep it up. Next game, I’m stiff-arming one of y’all into next week

Loving: You gotta catch the ball first, King Fumblehands

Me: Okay okay, roast me while you can. Just remember who pulled that 50-yard TD two weeks ago

Soba: And what did you tell the reporter? *clears throat* One day you’re a hero, next day you’re a zero

Loving: I saw that interview. That reporter? That’s his girl.

Me: She’s not my girl

Soba: Wait! The hot one with dark hair? Damn, brooooo. You can pull ‘em

Me: Speaking of pulling, how’s the wife?

Soba: Very satisfied and hopefully knocked up

Me: …

Loving: …

Soba: There’s no pulling OUT when I’m around

Loving: Too much sex will drain you. Careful out there

Soba: Says the guy who pulled a hammy during warmups

Me: Speaking of, anyone know what’s up with Miller on your squad, Loving? Saw he didn’t suit up. And I saw Johnson was riding the pine

Loving: Miller’s nursing an ankle, probably out 1-2. They’re releasing the info at today’s press conference. Johnson’s got a groin thing, but it’s not public yet. You didn’t hear it from me

Soba: We hear everything from you. You’re more on point than ESPN

Loving: You didn’t hear about butter fingers from me

Soba: Nah, we saw that shit live!

Me: I’m blocking all of y’all until I score next game. Then it’s victory memes and receipts. Watch

Loving: We’ll believe it when we see it…And hopefully catch it, unlike you

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