Three Wise Women (Sometimes)

Sloane: So how was it?

Me: What?

Sloane: Don’t play coy, you little minx

Olivia: Or should we say cougar

Me: I’m busy

Sloane: Busy taming the saintly football player?

Me: middle-finger emoji

Olivia: She didn’t deny it

Sloane: They’re prepping for their hard launch

Olivia: I mean, have you seen the guy? Guess I can’t hate it

Sloane: Just hope he was worth it

Me: You guys know I can read, right?

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