Trickie Nickies

Loving: Nahhhh, refs had it out for me. Rigged game

Soba: Bro, you dropped a pass and missed a block. Refs aint got shit to do with that

Me: He was stunned, that’s all. I can imagine playing against one of the best is intimidating

Loving: More stunned that you scored such a beauty. Smart, too

Soba: Right? My girl called her a smokeshow

Loving: Never expected it of our little Nikki boy

Me: She’s not mine

Loving: Bullshit

Soba: Where’d she sleep last night?

Me: In the hotel

Loving: Hm. Which room?

Me: Don’t worry about my room. I just hope your girl doesn't bail on you after that insane loss

Loving: She eased my pain. Twice

Soba: Sounds like the American dream

Loving: Bingo. Nothing more American than football and sex

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