Three Wise Women (Sometimes)
Me: I’m freaking out
Olivia: Talk to us
Sloan: Do you want to get coffee?
Me: I think I need something stronger
Sloane: Ooh, this is getting good
Me: I was told there’s a position for me
Sloane: Like, doggy?
Me: No, like a professional one
Sloane: Oh, like doggy in PornHub?
Me: Are you kidding me right now?
Olivia: She’s messing around. What position?
Me: At the paper. Sherrece told me an Editor in Chief position can be mine
Olivia: Okay, that's great! What do you have to do?
Me: Write the article about Nik
Sloane: Ahh, and now that you're fucking him, it isn't that easy
Me: Sloane!
Sloane: What’d I say wrong?
Me: Sighhh, nothing
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