Three Wise Women (Sometimes)

Me: I’m freaking out

Olivia: Talk to us

Sloan: Do you want to get coffee?

Me: I think I need something stronger

Sloane: Ooh, this is getting good

Me: I was told there’s a position for me

Sloane: Like, doggy?

Me: No, like a professional one

Sloane: Oh, like doggy in PornHub?

Me: Are you kidding me right now?

Olivia: She’s messing around. What position?

Me: At the paper. Sherrece told me an Editor in Chief position can be mine

Olivia: Okay, that's great! What do you have to do?

Me: Write the article about Nik

Sloane: Ahh, and now that you're fucking him, it isn't that easy

Me: Sloane!

Sloane: What’d I say wrong?

Me: Sighhh, nothing

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