Epilogue
Epilogue
T hanks to Cam’s suggestion, I will now be sharing expert advice on the Tempt the Cougar Facebook group in regards to various Kama Sutra positions—LOL. Not quite sure when I crossed the line from horny divorcee to sex expert, but believe me, I’m loving it on this side of the tracks. Check back next week for my first installment!
Position of the week—Clasping
This position is achieved when the couple lies on their sides and the man spoons the woman from behind. It certainly helps if your guy is well endowed, like mine! Clasping is great for slow, deep, sensual lovemaking and extra special for the woman, as it leaves the man’s hands free to explore other parts of her body as well.
Hey, gals. Ethan and I are really putting a dent in that Kama Sutra list he made me write. Oh, did I mention that I just keep adding to it? Hee hee. I still can’t believe we’ve been going out for nearly a month! Last night, we ordered pizza in—you know how much my cooking sucks—and started watching a movie. Ethan whispered “Clasping” in my ear and before I knew it, we were naked on the living room floor, kissing and holding each other. I swear that man knows the positions better than I do. It was so incredibly romantic, simply lying in each other’s arms, so close it was as if we were one person. Of course, the fact that he has a huge cock certainly helped. LOL. He’d kill me if he knew all the things I share with you girls. Oh crap, there he is, beating on the door. Damn man never remembers his key.
Talk to you later.
Position of the week—Tigress
The one really puts the woman in control. It involves the man lying on his back while the woman sits on top facing away from him. Sort of like riding a horse backward, but what a ride, ladies! Talk about hitting all the hot spots. I had multiple orgasms with this one.
Grwrrr! Holy crap. Ethan showed up at my work yesterday and demanded that I take the rest of the day off. Said we were going somewhere special. We went out for a super-romantic lunch then he surprised me by booking a suite in the swankiest hotel in town. There was champagne and strawberries in the room and he’d even brought some romantic music and we slow danced! I was so hot for him by the time the music ended, I accidentally tore his shirt trying to undress him. We ended up on the floor as always and that was when I pushed him down on his back and gave him my personal brand of thank you in the form of the Tigress. Oh yeah, who’s queen of the jungle now?
Position of the week—The Pair of Tongs
I looked at the picture of this one and just laughed. Talk about superhuman strength. Who makes this stuff up? In this position, the woman hangs off the bed sideways, supporting most of her weight on one arm. The man straddles the woman’s lower leg while holding her upper leg…well, up. Might have to lift weights for a few months (or years) to be able to achieve this one.
Well, you gals threw out the challenge and all I can say is we tried our best to do The Pair of Tongs position. Sweet Mary. I’m not sure who worked that position out, but God bless their upper-arm strength. Ethan tried to help me get in the right position and we even—sort of—held the pose for a few seconds before I started giggling uncontrollably. At that point, it went downhill fast. My arm gave out, Ethan tripped while trying to break my fall and we both fell onto the floor in a heap of naked body parts. I have to admit it will go down as my favorite pose regardless of the fact we never did it, because as we were sitting on the floor laughing our asses off—Ethan told me he loved me. He loves me!